Goin’ campin’ this weekend. Should be a blast. We’re gonna do some rapids. Assuming we make it through, we’ll resume regular posts on Monday. Have a great weekend.

Our continuing coverage of the Nigerian email scams continues. Keeping up our tradition of useful reporting (recently EDANDHEIDI.com provided information on the third annual Nigerian email conference), we have breaking news for those who wish to combat this affront to our inboxes. Just reported by Forbes, there is a method the people everywhere are beginning to adopt in epic proportions.
In an attempt to overload the scammers’ inboxes, people are replying as much as possible to the emails when they come in. An automatic Nigerian-email-scam-reply-generator can be found here. I suggest adding some huge attachment. Enjoy.

Yeah! I got a new job this week! Actually, it took me a while to get excited about it. I love my current job at HMC Architects. I had such a blast there, and we just moved into the fattest office ever that we designed. But, I couldn’t pass up this other job as “Lifestyles Director” for Promenade on the River. I think I’m going to love it so much. I get to play all day with seniors! And, I’m going to have a lot more responsibilities too. I’ll keep you posted…

I have been changed. That’s the only reaction you can possibly come away with after an encounter with a real live Oompa Loompa. This past weekend we went to see a showing of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in the park. The big draw: a living, breathing, Oompa-Looma. Please, hold back you envious gasps- I know, I know. I was finally able to cross that off of my “things to do before I die” list. It was a pretty surreal experience- I don’t know what went on the set of that movie, but it has left him completely out of his mind. Pictures can be found here, and video clips will be posted soon.

Question of the day: Midget movie roles are usually limited to dwarves, jawas or freaky clowns in hallucinations. Politically incorrect or competitive advantage?

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