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  • Let It Whoa

    It’s snowing on Halloween. Like crazy snowing. That stinks cause now we’ll have a sorry trick-or-treater turnout. What the heck is up with snowing on Halloween?

  • Reality Show Ideas

    Reality TV is absolutely ridiculous. I haven’t been able to stand it since its inception- “The Real World.” I just couldn’t get over the title. Let’s put a bunch of selfish attractive young people with negligible intelligence and tiny world-views together in a huge day-glo apartment where all furniture, rent and food is paid for […]

  • If At All Possible, Avoid Breathing

    According to leading authorities, everything is bad for you. Don’t do stuff anymore, cause you really don’t know what will cause migraines, bad breath, anti-nationalism, or randomly exploding tonsils. I’ll see you later- I’ve got to go smoke an asbestos tile while cleaning my assault rifle.

    Starbucks coffee has a lot of caffeine. Oh poo- and […]

  • Kill Phill

    Hey! A pal o’ mine just sent me a movie he did called “Kill Phill.” So I thought this was a good time to try my hand at streaming video. Great Job, Brian- keep ‘em coming. See Kill Phill by clicking here.
    By the way, Kill Bill was the best thing I’ve seen this year. IN […]

  • Pumpkin Chunkin

    Spooky week at EDANDHEIDI continues with something really exciting. You get a little perspective on my upbringing. It seems that the World Championship Pumpkin Chunkin contest is getting national attention again. What is it, you ask? Only the biggest celebration of white trash the country has to offer. It’s amazing. It’s mystifying. It smells like […]

  • Corpse Crash

    Since I didn’t post yesterday, here’s a bit of SPOOKY NEWS. THis is “spooky week” and all. Seems there was a little car crash in Germany- a body got flown across the road, but no one was killed. Cause it was dead already. Heh. It looks like a great potential movie scene.

  • Fist Full of Boomstick

    Video Game: Evil Dead- Fist Full of Boomstick
    Genres: Action, Comedy, Bruce Campbell Fix,
    Rating: 4.3 Snappy quips out of 5
    Since Friday is Halloween, this is “spooky week” at EDANDHEIDI.com. To kick it off I have a review for the most anticipated game for PS2- at least for me. Evil Dead fans will note that this is […]

  • Achtung!

    This just in: Scientists have found something slightly easier to watch than Old Navy commercials. I imagine you could use these to wipe your memory of their effects.
    Check it out here.

  • The Madness Must End

    By any means possible. I’m serious as Ebola, here, folks. There’s a crisis that cannot be avoided- one that is threatening to destroy the very fabric of this great nation. What, you ask, poses this great threat?
    Those stupid Old Navy Commercials. AARRRHRGGGG- DANGIT it makes me crazy just thinking about those things. They’re a blight […]

October

This is the archive for October, 2003.

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