Dive into the archives.
- Home Again
Thanksgiving was great, and we had a great time visiting family- but man, nothin beats coming home. My bed, my stuff, my DSL. Isn’t it great coming home to your place?
- Now We’re in Delaware
When they said that in Wayne’s World, all us Delawarians began to applaud. Then we realized they were making fun of us. It set in. We’re the Chihuahua of states; See, even Rhode Island has a few things to be proud of like an Ivy League school, all their New England buddies… all we got […]
- That’s Retarded
Warning: Long Post.
You know those things you say that you probably shouldn’t? Heh. Well, in certain circles I’m kind of known for saying things that are sometimes deemed “inappropriate” or “disrespectful.” I don’t know, perhaps people need to lighten up or get rid of certain archaic notions like “respecting the dead.” So the other day […]
- Sorry
Brief apology to both of our readers: We’re out of town right now and haven’t kept up the last couple days. For shame, for shame. Basically the last couple days have just been lots and lots of sleep- so the good news is that now we have the energy for plenty of frenzied blogging.
- Spam Spam Spam Eggs and Spam
Ugh. I hate Spam. It’s the scourge of the Internet. On the other hand, it does kind of validate my efforts a bit. The fact that everyone from toy manufacturers to pharmaceutical companies have attempted to invade my site in order to increase their Google rankings does at least hint towards my legitimacy as a […]
- Why I (occasionally) Can’t Stand People
This story totally explains what totally ticks me off about people. Science teacher wants to teach the kids something that’s not boring. He says, “hey, if you drink too much milk, the body can’t handle the acids and you puke.” Kids say, “No way teacher.” He gets volunteers to drink milk. A lot of milk. […]
- WTO
In timely E&H.com tradition, we bring you a WTO that no one would protest. Remember, tomorrow is world toilet day.
- This Is My House
And my house music. Woah, that’s a flashback from highschool. Anyway, did you know you can check out an arial view of your house? Pretty cool, just go to Mapquest and look up your address and hit arial view. It’s loads of fun. Heidi used to use it when she worked for a place […]
- Manliest of 2003
There’s been some dang manly hap’nins this year, and I figure it’s about time we paid homage. Here’s the list of contenders for Manliest so far:
Guy Kills a Hungry Bear With a Knife. “I always felt that I was at least his equal,” says man who downed a bear in a scene he said was […]
- Crackers and Cracker
Wow! Two crackers going to see “Cracker” in Reno. Pretty scary. Yes, I won tickets on the radio to see Cracker here at the Reno Hilton. The funny thing was, after I won them, I had to call Ed and ask him who they were. I had no idea! Well, I […]
