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- The more you eat the more you toot
I’m studying accounting all day today, but that doesn’t mean you have to suffer. I’ve reached into the never-ending bag of cool websites and pulled out FOUR SITES ALL DEVOTED TO FARTS. (I hold up flatulence as the one-and-only eternally renewable resource of funny in the universe) Hold the applause, I’m studying.
Facts on Farts Learn […]
- Representin’
WOHOO! My geekiness knows no bounds. Yesterday I received MY COOL WEBSITE T-SHIRTS. I gots me a WorldRPS shirt that looks PHAT. Second, I got a shirt from my pal Mr. Jerz’s site to represent a fellow Reno blogger. Das right, yo- Edandheidi.com: showing support for the web community. Next geeky purchase is gonna be […]
- Cat Got Your Blog?
Here’s a little tool for all you bloggers out there with writer’s block. Found it over at warped thoughts.
- Don’t Be Hatin’
I was looking at info on this “Hate Bush” meeting held a week ago, and it seems to crystallize a few trends I’ve noticed:
1. People often confuse Liberalism w/Intellectualism. “Hey look at me- I’m smart cause I hate President Bush.”
2. What people assume to be “liberal” thinking is often extremely oppressive. “What!?!?!? You mean your […]
- Every Time I Turn On My TV (bling bling)
I’ve been watching those shows on how stinking rich celebrities live. It can be torture, but still I watch it- it’s part of my TV slumming. You know the deal; They’ve got all these gossip columnists going “Oh yeah, it’s nuthin for P.Diddy to blow a cool 70 grand to buy his entourage matching platinum […]
- Holiday Plans
ADKINS UPDATE: WE WILL BE IN NEW MEXICO FOR CHRISTMAS, DEC 20-28.
That’s right. The Adkins world tour will be making a stop in NM, spending a few days in Albuquerque to visit friends, sign books, accept the key to the city and perform a few miracles. After which our entourage will escort us via […]
- Currently My Favorite Word
SMARMY
PRONUNCIATION: AUDIO: smärm
ADJECTIVE: Inflected forms: smarm·i·er, smarm·i·est
1. Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous. See synonyms at unctuous.
2. Sleek.
3. Affectedly and self-servingly earnest
ETYMOLOGY: From smarm, to smear.
OTHER FORMS: smarm·i·ness —NOUN
SYNONYMS: fulsome, oily, oleaginous, sleek, unctuous.
- Fun with Santa
Work out your holiday aggression on this: Santa Toss. No directions, tho, so you have to figure it out. I believe in you. My best distance so far- 350.4.
- If You’re Going to Commit a Robbery,
…don’t do it this way:
So, this old guy is at home watching Death Wish. (mad, sick, crazy foreshadowing going on here, folks.) As these things happen, a thief waltzes in and grabs said old guy’s wife, holding some garden shears TO HER THROAT. Does the old guy freak out? NO! He’s like, “OMG this is […]
- Ed’s Holiday Movie Throw-Down
Welcome ya’ll to Ed’s Throw-Down for the 2003 Holiday Season. Seems the pickin’s look a bit slim on the new releases this year, so I’ve thrown in a few classics to round off the bunch. Anyway, here’s what caught my eye (in order of release) for the holiday season this year:
Coming to Theaters
Big Fish (limited […]
