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• Courteous Movie Patrons:1 Idiots:345,670,223,932

  I’m afraid that while I was initially overjoyed when I heard that a couple got maced after refusing to quit talking on a cell phone durring a movie, the sense of victory faded a bit when I learned a few extra details:
  1. It wasn’t a real mace like in Braveheart. It was pepperspray.
  2. It was […]

  Posted on Jul 29.04 to Bizzaro News   

• Hurricane, Got Clout

  ED: mic check
  MATT: wud up?
  ED: mic mi mic check
  ED: microphone checka
  ED: checkity checkity check
  MATT: Is this thing on?
  ED: wicky wicki wicki scrrrrrrrch
  ED: check
  ED: dont mind that guy
  ED: hes my new dj
  MATT: You’re weird
  ED: whats happenin?

  Posted on Jul 28.04 to Potpourri   

• The Pregnancy Chronicles #16

  Matt: How’s wifey feeling these days?
  Ed: mmMMBUUuulccchhhh
  Matt: heh
  Ed: splooooooooosh
  Ed: mmm… mmMMMmmm… MMeuulgggle
  Ed: MNBUUlnngghhh…. nnngh… nnNGH
  Ed: NGHbbbbuuulllnnnggghh (splush) (splatter)
  Ed: cough cough
  Ed: kuuunngglcchh
  Matt: So sensitive
  Ed: coff
  Ed: (wipes mouth)
  Ed: flush

  Posted on Jul 27.04 to Potpourri   

• Open Letter To All Famous People

  Dear Mr. or Mrs. Celebrity:
  We don’t love you. You are not at all-important to us. Your opinions, your heartaches, your hobbies and your drama have absolutely no value to us outside of entertainment.
  What we love is what we pay you for. Nothing more.
  There are people who love you. That group includes your family, friends and […]

  Posted on Jul 22.04 to Rants   

• Back to the Future

  I can’t beleive the web isn’t buzzing about this.
  97X returns to the (internet) airwaves this Monday July 12th at 10AM (EDT).
  Funny, the sad news about it ending was all over the place, but the good news just doesn’t seem so speedy.
  I’m not dead.
  What?
  Nothing. There’s your ninepence.
  I’m not dead.
  ‘Ere, he says he’s not dead.
  Yes he […]

  Posted on Jul 10.04 to Bizzaro News   

• Can’t Make Stuff Like This Up

  OK, I’m chiming in for a quick round of “How Many People End Up Looking Stupid.”
  1. Read this story
  2. Count the number of people who look stupid by the time it is done.
  Man, I love this country.

  Posted on Jul 09.04 to Bizzaro News   

• Changling

  EDANDHEIDI.com will be moving down the street a bit. ‘Tis why my posts have been so few and far between as of late. I haven’t “lost the blogging bug” or anything- we just feel like it’s prime time to make a change.
  What will emerge will be edadkins.com. Before you start throwing tomatoes or starting rumors […]

  Posted on Jul 06.04 to Updates   

• Homeboy Cleans Up Well

  I don’t know about you guys, but I’m pretty impressed by Saddam’s GQ look. They say he may surpass Lindsay Lohan as the new “It Girl.”
  Check it.

  Posted on Jul 01.04 to Bizzaro News