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  • Elevator Chronicles: Part One

    The following is an internal conversation that occurred while Walking into the elevator the other day:
    (Step into elevator, push Lobby)
    MIND: … I can’t believe how quick the final exam got here- I’m so not prepared at-
    ABDOMEN: Yo man.
    MIND: …all. Maybe if I rush I…
    ABDOMEN: Dude.
    MIND: …get home… read my notes- WHAT?
    ABDOMEN: I’m noticing some discomfort.
    MIND: […]

  • Best of 2004 Volume “Whiskey Delta”

    Originally Aired June 1, 2004
    Making a Connection
    For those loyal readers who have been keeping putting up with me over the last year, you know that I sometimes have a hard time making friends. i.e:
    The Political Kid
    The Bee Gee Fans
    Well, now one of my posts has caught the eye of one Cassondra. She has taken […]

  • Best of 2004 Volume 235E

    Originally Aired April 8, 2004
    Typical Couple Problems
    So Heidi and I are at what experienced couples would call an impasse.
    We don’t see eye to eye on a particular subject and I’m not sure how I feel about it. Now, I’m not calling it an argument for a few reasons. First, neither of us have intentional […]

  • Best of 2004 Volume 792

    Originally Aired January 7th 2004
    Stupid White-Boy Comment #432
    I used to think that if I was black I would like to be huge. Like a big old club bouncer at some blues place. With a deep scratchy Barry White kind of voice. Always makin’ obscure musical and historical references that only other older black people understood. […]

  • Christmas Litter for the Fridge

    Nothing says “please kill me” like those photo Christmas cards. Every year I beg Heidi not to make me pose for one, and every year I lose.
    For me, picking a location to take the picture has more to do with “what background will best hide my shame?” You have your basic poses too- each one […]

  • Morning Terrors

    Hey you. Yeah- you.
    I have a question for you.
    Nahhh, nevermind. I’m not sure you’re ready for it. It’s pretty early.
    Ooooo kaaaaayyy, fine. But you’re gonna be sorry.
    What if…

  • Best of 2004 Volume C

    Originally Aired January 21, 2004
    LOCAL WOMAN ATTEMPTS TO NAB PRESTIGIOUS AWARD
    See, this story deserves so much more than just “Gas can, cigarette cause car explosion.” How can such a tiny blurb accompanied by a collection of pictures accurately depict such a riviting tale of heroicism and self sacrifice? It can’t. So our investigative reporting team […]

  • Best of 2004 Volume 2

    Originally aired on January 25, 2005
    BUTTERFLY DEFECT
    “…nobody associated with making this movie can possibly emerge unscathed.” -Bob Longino, Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
    I haven’t actually seen the movie, but I figured I might as well review it anyway.
    First, take the title, “Butterfly Effect.” The same people who are going to walk away having enjoyed this movie […]

  • Best of 2004 Volume one

    Originally aired December 15th, 2003
    So it’s not really a 2004 post then, but it’s going to start this “best of” section anyway. I’m proud of it- it’s the first thing I did that made the rounds, as the kids say. I had sites in all kinds of languages linking to that bad boy- even dave […]

  • Tony Pierce on ScreenSavers

    Tony Pierce made it onto screen savers to promote his new book, How To Blog (which would make a pretty cool gift for any blogger you may know…) and his site, the busblog.
    It’s exciting to see blogging gaining greater recognition as a medium. Along side that, it’s cool that busblog getting some exposure. If you […]

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