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- Closer
I talked to an Oompa Loompa last night.
I asked him what his thoughts were on the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He said (excuse his french) that he was pissed that Tim Burton wasn’t using little people this time. He said it looked like it was going to be rather darker too. But [...]
- SCREW THAT FAT BASTARD
Screw Santa.
Not because I’m all “we need to get rid of all the commercialism” (weenie voice). I’ve got a whole other reason.
Riddle me this batman:
If I have endure the mall,
if I have to brave the tidal wave of retards and jerkholes in the parking lot,
if I have to fight that red-eyed living-dead grandma for the [...]
- NEW IM
In an ultra-drastic SURPRISE TURN OF EVENTS…
I changed my AIM screen name.
The new one is sarcas O matic.
Cherish it. Use it wisely. It may just save your life someday.
- HELLO, MAY I TALK TO MR. ADKINS? CLICK.
As if you needed another reason to be pissed.
They managed to slip one more in- just in time for 2005! Your CEL PHONE NUMBER will, in a few short weeks, end up in the grubby hands of joe telemarketer.
Throw that sucker on the do not call list now.
Thanks Jason from Warped Thoughts.
Update: John just alerted [...]
- How Not To Wake Up
Not the way to start your day.
Picture yourself as me this morning- if, of course, you can handle that much cool for a second. Your eyes have barely fluttered, you hardly remember the couple times Heidi got up to hit snooze. On second thought, wait- get out of bed with my wife.
Now it’s me. I [...]
- Fear Your Television
Ever find yourself watching TV and you’re really into a show and then all the sudden you get embarrassed because of the commercials that are coming on?
Because you realize that you must fit into the demographics the advertiser is going for?
And it makes you sad?
There I’ll be- watching America’s Most Grizzly Construction Accidents- In Space! [...]
- A Big Thanks in 2004
I want to take a minute to thank our loyal readers at EDADKINS.com for your support in 2004. The both of you have made what was supposed to be an informative way to keep in touch with family and friends become a complete drain on my productivity and fed my obsessive need for attention. Thank [...]
- HOW TO BLOG BY ED ADKINS
People are always telling me, “hey Ed, you’re not funny and your blog sucks.”
And to this i reply, “how to blog? I’m flattered you’d ask me- I guess I could give you some pointers. sure, take a seat while uncle ed spits his A-game.”
But it gets annoying, constantly having to repeat those golden nuggets of [...]
- Get Back In the Kitchen And Make Me Some Coffee!
I realized today what my real position is within my company. It’s not the title they hired me as, no sir. It’s a position which I hope a few of you can sympathize, gentle readers.
You see, my office is right next to the break room. Inside said breakroom sits the coffee maker which brews your [...]
