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  • MOTU #666 and a half

    Take a breath. Remove your philosophical cap from its case and fasten the chinstrap.
    Grab a pad. Sharpen your pencil.
    We have to work this one out. Ready?
    Are complete dicks drawn to huge trucks above all other vehicles?
    OR
    Do huge trucks possess an inherent evil so powerful that they can turn weaker-willed yet otherwise courteous drivers into complete […]

  • Those guys at the football game were total jerks

    Metafilter has a post about a supposed messageboard spamming campaign to save Ashlee Simpson’s image. the concept is simple, write a comment in support of her in the fashion of a 13 year old girl, copy it and paste it to as many message boards as possible.
    Test it out.
    See if you can spot Tony Pierce […]

  • The Office and The Office (US)

    It occurred to me today that I’ve never extolled the virtues of The Office.
    Well, not one to exaggerate I will simply say that it is perhaps the most perfect series in all creation.
    I believe that it, along with Anchorman, have come out during this dark time in order to heal the world.
    That said, Tony Pierce […]

  • Baby Mikey

    Funny, b/c I used the face transformer to turn Michael More into a baby 3 times- and each time I couldn’t tell the diffeence from the originals.

  • Many Me

    The face transformer is wayyyyy too much fun.
    Found via Hunny Hive.
    Oh and Heidi- I’m sorry bunny, but apparently I’m going to be a really ugly old man. My bad.

  • Best. Dream. Ever.

    You know those mind-numbingly sweet dreams that you just don’t want to end?
    Those dreams that you wake up and then start crying b/c you know you can’t go back?
    I, my friends, had one last night that was so good I’m afraid to tell you about it in fear that once it’s coolness is put to […]

  • IKNOWYOUDI’INT!

    Shabooty brought up an excellent point regarding my previous post.
    Offensive humor is more than just fart noises and comments about bedding someone’s momma- it’s actually a deep, complex issue. Most people simply cannot wrap their minds around it, and that explains the people from my last post, and people like Miss Jones.
    When you blind yourself […]

  • WHY, I NEVER!

    “People who get offended by humor can feel free to roll around in barbed wire with Magic Johnson.”
    - Jim Norton
    I’ve always been a bit of a, shall we say, idiot. In high school I was a class clown. The same proved for most of my undergrad college classes, and sadly also my MBA. If there […]

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