Dive into the archives.
- SEND ME MY STUFF
So i guess there’s this company who will send you their product as long as you link to them on your site (as seen on the zeroboss).
So i figure, hey- I have a site- I could link to them and get my hands on some of this fine product. Never the one to miss out […]
- LUNCH
Captions people. (this IS Paige btw)
- I’m Not Proud of This
I was so inspired by peskyapostrophe’s recap of tonite’s american idle that I decided to write my own.
Actually Heidi has been making me watch it and the only way to redeem myself is to rip it to shreds.
Actually I’m gay now. That’s why I watched ameriKan idol.
Whatever. I don’t care what you think.
So, i didn’t […]
- Martha Stewart- Healing America
Martha Stewart was found guilty, right? She served time for breaking the law. But no matter how obvious her quilt might have been or how fitting the punishment, she’s treated like a martyr- even a hero.
Save Martha
Martha Talks
She came home from prison to one of the most over-valued stocks on the market. Every day on […]
- Moblogging Now
Uh oh- now I’m mobile.
- The Ad Council: Caring Enough To Keep You Afraid
Question: Are you terrified enough to make sure your family is protected? The Ad Council wants to know.
In an effort to further justify the need for homeland security, the Ad Council has sacrificed a rotation of their popular Arbor Day commercials to air a campaign that had i not just gotten a DVR could have […]
- Kill Jason? Kill Jason II?
I just had a heart attack. And an aneurism. Followed by a really intense sneeze.
The news I just read will undoubtedly lose me a few readers, as they will die of ecstasy upon reading it. That’s a fine way to lose readership, if you ask me. Better this than meet the business end of an […]
- New Direction
We’ve all been there- you wake up one day and realize your life needs a major change of direction. Whether it’s “you know, I think I’d get more attention as a redhead,” or “This time I’m really gonna leave the cult.” It’s universal.
As for my situation, I have this lethally adorable baby at home.
And coincidentally […]
- Mic Check
sarcasOmatic: mic check
namewithheld: wud up?
sarcasOmatic: mic mi mic check
sarcasOmatic: microphone checka
sarcasOmatic: checkity checkity check
namewithheld: Is this thing on?
sarcasOmatic: wicky wicki wicki scrrrrrrrch
sarcasOmatic: check
sarcasOmatic: dont mind that guy
sarcasOmatic: hes my new dj
namewithheld: You’re retarded
- And in other news tonight, Voltron totally got served.
If you’re not watching Robot Chicken, well… there’s really not much I can do for you.
I just laughed at a 60 second segment of nothing but action figures getting hit in the crotch.
…
Know what?
All that jealousy looks really unatractive.
Also I really feel like the whole blogosphere dropped the ball on the whole Lionel-Richie-Video/Starburst comercial. The […]
