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- For Those About to Rock, Pack a lot of Water.
As much as I wish I were on my way to Satan’s Toaster Oven (or as some like to call it, the Coachella Music Festival) alas, I must stay in Reno this weekend. Sacrifices must be made when you are a father.
True, there’s something magical about waking at 7AM to a 120 degree tent you […]
- QOTSA and EODM kickin it in the 775
If you live in Reno, and you have ears (and even marginal taste in music) then of course it is a given that the following lineup will make you crap your pants explosively.
Wednesday June 1st at the Reno Hilton:
Queens of the Stone Age
and
Eagles of Death Metal
If you’re interested in rolling with the ed adkins posse […]
- Home Stretch
Last night was my last night of class for my MBA.
The last class I will ever, ever take.
I don’t want to learn anything. ever. again.
Not even in conversations. Hell, from now on I’m not gonna even learn names- the people I meet will be required to carry little chalkboards with their names on them, which […]
- Where Were You (When the Force Stopped Turning)
Best post written in anticipation of Star Wars Episode III: HOW TO MAKE A NERD’S ERECTION GO SOUTH. It’s on Tremble, the blog of Todd Levin, self described “professional word-putter-togetherer” and standup comedian. He starts off reminding us the tragedy that was Episode I:
…in all his grandstanding Lucas neglected to inform us that The Phantom […]
- King Size Log Canopy Bed = Guaranteed* Action! - $500 (Reno)
They really shouldn’t let me use craigslist. (link)
Brand New King Size Log Canopy Bed - Buy this now and say goodbye to lonely nights!
Fellas, your wife, girlfriend, or one-night-stand has ALWAYS wanted a canopy bed. I’m serious. Her whole life. Here’s your chance to get a BRAND NEW totally sweet log style (so it’s not […]
- The Blog and Me
If you must know, the blog and I aren’t hanging out much lately. True, I’ve been busy and I’ve pretty much quit blogging during the day, but the main reason is he’s an ass.
Yeah, the blog may seem really cool to you guys, but he’s a horrible friend. Last friday he went out with us […]
- Aptrill 15shhhh
It’s april 15th and i work at an accounting firm.
that means 2 things.
1. i am on edge.
2. i am shlighltly inhebriated.
carry on.
- Open Letter To Tom Green: Please Stop Sucking
That’s it. I’ve been avoiding this for too long. I can’t believe that someone who (1) cracked me up on many occasions (2) basically started the jackass craze and (3) looks remarkably like me has one of the all time worst blogs on the web.
You ramble on about boring mundane everyday crap like it’s interesting. […]
- The Death Star Was Full Of Puppies, You Heartless Bastard!
First off, I love Jay Pinkerton. Not in a gay way, more in a prison bunkmate way. If we were bunkmates I’m sure we’d watch each others backs, and make sure no one made the other one their bitch. We’d probably have long, thoughtful strolls during our yard time where we’d dream up hilarious, yet […]
- And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
A short instructional exposition on how to make me depressed in one swift motion:
Tell me that the Hitchhiker’s Guide is going to suck.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie is an abomination. Whereas the radio show, TV show, books and computer game are all recognisably variations on a theme, this is something new and almost […]
