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- Don’t Let Your Kids See This Picture
Great. First the pope dies, now Santa.
(via yahoo)
- 49 More Paige Pics!!!
I just put up a ton of pictures of Paige (pages 4-7) to satisfy the overwhelming requests. Click the picture.
She’s getting huge. That’s because she’s daddy’s little piglet. Be careful when you go check those pictures out though- the sheer power of her cuteness may be enough to explode your retinas. My suggestion- squint.
- Instruments of Torture
Nuthin’ like a good teeth cleaning, eh?
The gentle scraping of sharpened metal hooks against tender gums. Ahhhh the hauntingly familar taste of latex…
Dentistry HAD to have given birth to S&M. I’m pretty sure I saw that on A&E.
- Lovey Dovey Mushy Suicide Talk
ED: Do you ever wish I was normal?
HEIDI: (pause) no, never.
ED: Hm. Yeah. That would suck so bad you’d want to die.
HEIDI: I don’t know if I’d go that far
ED: Admit it. If you had married [normal ex-boyfriend] you’d want to kill yourself. He’s totally normal.
HEIDI: Yeah.
ED: Of course I’d probably want to kill [...]
- Poor Word Choice
Abu Ghraib Probe Suggests CIA Role in Iraqi Deaths (yahoo news)
I don’t know- the phrase “Abu Ghraib Probe” just seems to suggest more torture. For the sake of the poor souls who already went through so much I think they ought to consider changing the name.
I got the same creepy feeling every time they mentioned [...]
- Kill Toby
Kill Toby.
after all the hullabalo over save toby, i was wondering if there was a site to donate $$$ to kill him. thank you internet, you never let me down.
haven’t even looked into screwtoby.com, but if its out there i’m sure it’s worth checking out.
- Sin City
Robert Rodgriquez, if I wasn’t already married to the most perfect woman in all creation, with a baby so cute all who see her weep at her presence- then I swear I would turn gay and stalk you until you loved me the way I now love you.
Sin City was perfect. Every single frame. No [...]
- A Holiday of Our Own
April fools day is a special day for Heidi and myself. No, not because we like to make funny. That can backfire sometimes friends. Wives, just remember- no matter what day it is, no husband can find the humor in being woken with the statement that the child isn’t his.
No, she didn’t do that. But [...]
