Dive into the archives.
- ReAnimated
So I’m back from the dead (chillin’ at the beaches down at Club Med.)
Actually I was all tip top by Friday. Went out for sushi and everything. Sorry to all the people who canceled their Memorial day weekend plans in order to attend the all-night vigils on my honor- I didn’t even want to look […]
- Plague Update 2005
I went back to work today.
For about an hour and a half.
That’s when the mutations started. I quickly developed a rash over most of my body. Seriously, the guy who invented the andromeda strain must live next door to my house.
I now have red dots everywhere and everything above my ankles feels a mixture […]
- Monster Planet
Monster Planet started on Monday!
And just what is Monster Planet, you ask?
It’s the third in a series.
A series OF ZOMBIE NOVELS!!!!
Posted on the web chapter by chapter, in blog format.
I’ve been obsessed by these novels since I first found them last year- unfortunately right in the middle of studying for finals. Believe me, reading two […]
- :::::: ColonWatch 2005
Basically, I’m falling apart.
I don’t get to find out what the problem is for 4 more weeks. That’s when they’re gonna stick a camera up my ass. Apparently the treatment for most gastro-intestinal problems is utter humiliation. Not only do they shove a Polaroid up there, but I hear they snip off a souvenir.
Nice.
It gets […]
- Tragedy Strikes My Pooper
So the Doctor thinks I’ll be OK, but I have to stay off my colon for a few days.
After feeling all day that I was growing an evil twin in my small intestine, I spent the better part of last night in the ER.
It started out innocent enough- a little indigestion after dinner. But then […]
- A New Day Dawns
I survived GraduationFest 2005 and all I got was… every damn thing I think I’ve ever asked for.
Man, I am spoilt.
Unfortuantely by the time the party started I lacked both the dexterity and concentration needed to post to the moblog, but I’m confident that the earlier posts left you enough for your imaginations.
Three other MBA […]
- Commencement
I’ve got a new hoodie.
- Pre Party
graduation is in a half hour.
Right now it’s all about the dogfish head. 21 percent abv baby.
- Graduation Day
Let the games begin.
I’ll do my best to provide play-by-play.
Next up - “the pre-party.”
- They Took My Baby Away
“It’s either She goes or our family falls apart Ed. You have to end it.”
“How did you even know Helen and I were spending so much time together?”
“How could I not? You talk about her all the time, and anytime someone saw you they saw her too.”
“Man, I had no idea.”
“It’s really sad she could […]
