Dive into the archives.
- Disturbing Love
ED: Have a great day at work bun.
HEIDI: You too.
*smoochy smooch*
ED: If we weren’t married I would soooo have to stalk the hell out of you.
HEIDI: *feigned swoon* You are so romantic.
- Most Men Feel It Undermines Their Masculinity
As usual, the delighfully disturbing comic Wulffmorgenthaler hits a home run, or whatever the big deal is in baseball. If you’ve ever changed a diaper- check this comic out.
It reminds me of a whole slew of “what sex really leads to” posts I’m preparing to frighten the crap out of expectant fathers. Parenthood is a […]
- The Revenge of the Red Balloon
I’m sure there’s a few of you out there who remember “The Red Balloon.” (info)
We had to watch it like every year in elementary school. Boy finds a balloon, the balloon displays the ability to make a conscious decision to follow him around, they become best friends (or perhaps more? wink wink) and […]
- HIAPRSWALS Day
Uncle Eddie has an assignment for you kids.
Ready?
Go get a baseball bat. Wooden preferably. We don’t want anyone getting killed here or losing an eye. Unless you simply have to hear that satisfying little “ting.”
Got it? Nice.
Now take that bat and hide out in a local public restroom. Check the stall after each person does […]

