Dive into the archives.
- Kanye West - Lame Recastration
As usual, my boy the Relentless Giberish Bastard prooves himself to be voice of truth in the hip-hop world. Just like last year about now when he went off on Lil John for using his music to lower the collective intelligence of america, he recently managed to have a sit-down with one of the latest […]
- 112 New Paige PIcs
You read it right. 112 pics, you impatient bastards. Now quit bothering me.
Paige Months 3-6: the golden months.
Behold the most beautiful baby in all creation. Or all evolution depending on how you look at it.
- There aren’t nearly enough people named “Biff” anymore.
Go read angrypete’s latest post, Biftacular.
He tackles an issue truely plaguing ‘Merica- the de-biffing of our nation. If you’ve been waiting for some brave soul to stand up and say, “how can we just sit back and watch as they destroy the sanctity of Biffage,” well then, he’s your man.
Let your voice be heard. Join […]
- Oompa Loompa DompadeeWTF?
Once again gentle readers, I have been fooled.
This man was never an oompaloompa. (local news story)
You see, back when this blog was just a wee pup, I went to go see a showing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at a park here in Reno. That’s when I learned that we Renoites (allegedly) had an Oomaloompa […]
- Forget About Me, Go Read Alex Blagg
San Francisco comedian/blogger Alex Blagg just posted some damn swell scriblin’ titled,
I’ll Drink Starbucks If I Want, You Stupid Hippies.
Go check it out. Now. All of you who enjoy a good rant, sit at the feet of a master. Here’s a snippet for those who still need to be convinced:
As if the exorbitant rent prices […]
- Me Too
Three years ago to the minute Heidi and I got married.
Just a second ago she called. I picked up the phone and all she said was, “I do.”
Melt.
I have such a better life than I deserve. Sorry, that’s just the way it is.

