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- The Grope-Me Pillow, Found at Overstock
Hey ladies- sad and lonely? Nobody wants to play grab-ass? NO WORRIES!!!
Now you can purchase 1/4 of a man, filled with stuffing & designed specifically to grope you through the night as you sleep.
For added WTFness, just spray the pillow with some cologne your Ex left in your medicine cabinet, or place a wedding ring […]
- We Hope To See You Again on Google, You Dirty, Dirty Spammer
I just got one of these messages when looking for orange jumpsuits (don’t ask). Anyone else seen one of these “hey, you search like a spammer!” messages?
- The Mostly Unknown History of Valentine’s Day and Why We Need to Party Like That Again
Once you learn the real history of Valentine’s, no party can measure up.
I really don’t do holidays well. I’ve never enjoyed having the timing of my romantic actions dictated by the calendar, nor my gift-giving or my fondness for trees (damn you, Arbor Day!) Warren Ellis, in wishing everyone a happy “Horny Werewolf day,” reminded […]
- To Paige, on the Occasion of your Third Birthday
You are amazing. At three years old, you’re already showing every sign that you’re becoming exactly the kind of person that I feel grateful knowing- The kind of person who makes you feel like your life means something because they’re around and you got to witness them.
Everything you do, you do it memorably. When you’re […]
- Doug Stanhope Utilizes Social Media, Rocks Shit out of Zephyr
Thursday night Doug Stanhope hit Reno, But he didn’t play at in some posh casino showroom, he played at the Zephyr Lounge - exactly where I’d want to see him.
I’ve only gone there a few times, but the Zephyr is the seedy kind of bar that I really feel at home at. It’s cramped, there’s […]
- FeedReader Update
I know I basically lost all my subscribers by, um, not posting for 2 years, but if you happen to still subscribe to EADC, please update the feed address to http://feeds.feedburner.com/edadkins
Thanks!
- The Reason I Haven’t Chosen A Side Yet: I’m Still Horribly Uneducated on Them
I’m going to fix that, but for now check out this dude- fucking rocks it explaining why he’s for Obama. The reason I usually shake my head all election year is that you rarely see people basing their allegiance to a candidate or party on actual policy. We all need to be this informed.
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- Super (Sober) Sleuth
So, today I’m doing the closest thing I can to the walk of shame.
You know the walk. Back in the dorms in college, at about 7AM on the weekends you’d see a mass exodus of what appeared to be really pretty zombies: chicks with messy hair, a collection of their purse and belongings balled up […]
- Anonymous’ Message to the Pastafarians!
When they came for the Scientologists, I was silent- but now it’s serious. If they’ll attack established religions like the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster no one is safe!
If you don’t know what this video is referencing, you’ll want to watch the following:
- Secret Pastafarian Video Exposed!
This is the result of the camera-wielding talents of Mike Henderson, and a lot of beer/whiskey.
I was going to try and make this post seem somewhat serious, but that quickly became a task I wasn’t up to, given the amount of whiskey I’ve consumed and the time.
Originally, it was twice as long and devolved into […]
