An Interesting Drug

It’s not all that often that we get this brutally honest with our readers at E&H.com, but I’ve just gotta let you in on my secret to eternal happiness: drugs. Lot’s of ‘em. I had been off drugs for a while, but yesterday I scored a whole bag of ‘em and I’m happier than I’ve been in a long time. I forgot just how complete life was. My senses are enhanced, I have untold amounts of energy- you have no idea. It’s like I’ve been sleepwalking thru life, and I’m finally awake.

Now, don’t worry- I’m not gonna go all dirt-hippie on y’all or begin conversations like, “duuuuuude- you ever wonder if frisbees are actually standing still and we’re all spinning? Maaaaaannnnnn- git outta my head!!!!!” No, my friends. I’m a functional addict. Other than my new chipper disposition and laser-focus no one would ever guess that I’m now constantly on happy pills.

By Ed Adkins on December 3rd, 2003 at 3:54 pm

Topics: Mem-wires