It’s april 15th and i work at an accounting firm.

that means 2 things.

1. i am on edge.

2. i am shlighltly inhebriated.

carry on.


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So what you’re saying is that now isn’t a good time to ask you whether or not I should itemize? Gotcha.

patricia added these pithy words on Apr 15 05 at 5:21 pm

You’re going to have to clarify that second piont a little for me. Because, you see, slightly inebriated can mean different things to different people. My scale of drunkeness goes something like this:

-Suicide-inducing life
-buzz
-school level drunk
-work level drunk
-slightly inebriated
-sex with household objects and obese women
-death by alcohol poisoning

Shane added these pithy words on Apr 18 05 at 9:14 am

Ed, do my taxes right now! C’mon man I’m going to jail. And not country club resort prison, federal rape me in the ass prison! C’mon Ed do it for the new Pope or you won’t get 50 cents under your pillow the next time you lose a tooth, I swear it!

IRS Agent #45225 added these pithy words on Apr 19 05 at 12:53 pm

Ed I demand that you post on your site so that I can leave a semi-amusing/quasi-homosexual/misogynist comment.

Pope Ben&Jerry VIII added these pithy words on Apr 19 05 at 3:09 pm

Ed if you want to laugh you should check out the post I made about my new nenesis “Richard” (if that is his real name) Our fued is born out of decades of hatred between our two families tracing all the way back to the old country, the tale has as many twists and turns as an old Irish road and is far to complicated to be expalined in just these few words, plus he wrote “blah, blah, blah” in the comments section of my blog, so skrew his ass!

The RGB added these pithy words on Apr 20 05 at 2:24 pm
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