I’ve been doing alot of “Bizzaro News” posts lately. Perhaps that’s because people out there are doing things like making fake severed heads out of bacon, or attempting to shower in car washes. As long as Russian bears make their way into secret nuclear sites or there are still women who take 4 FINALS IN ONE DAY WHILE IN LABOR, I’ll be here posting it (by the way, she has to be the most hard-core person since the german subway lady). Whlie sad, it is amazing that the prized fish that was about to make a boy famous made a last-ditched attempt at revenge and lodged itself in his throat- I imagine John Woo filming it. My favorite part about the doctor who sold drugged mental patients as wives- that some of the husbands demanded refunds. “What, you mean that I can’t trust my illegal wife broker? What’s this world comming to?”
- Burglar Finds Bacon Head, Calls Police
- Woman Staves Off Labor to Finish Tests
- Teen Dies After Prized Fish Stuck in Throat
- Naked Man Nabbed for Seeking Shower in Car Wash
- Bear and cub breach security at Russian nuclear site
- Doctor Arrested for Selling Patients as Wives
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