You know those mind-numbingly sweet dreams that you just don’t want to end?

Those dreams that you wake up and then start crying b/c you know you can’t go back?

I, my friends, had one last night that was so good I’m afraid to tell you about it in fear that once it’s coolness is put to the screen it will have to power to blind you.

So squint before you read on.

I was at the zoo.

And SOME how all the polar bears and all the grizzly bears got out of their cages.

And NO ONE had ANY IDEA how bad they hated each other. Apparently this had been brewing for millions of years.

POLAR VS. GRIZZLY.

IT WAS THE SICKEST MOST AWE-INSPIRING EVENT TO EVER ROCK OUR TINY PLANET.

I swear i will never ever be the same again. If you haven’t already hyperventilated or cried yourself into a total mess over how great a dream that must have been, just imagine it- like 50 bears in an all-out old school mother-freaking nature throwdown. People watch Animal Planet their whole lives waiting for this.

And let me just say this. Polar bears come with it. If you are a Grizzly, you may want to consider packing heat.

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