If you ever build a time machine, and you go back to prior Y2K, there is one major development of our era that absolutely no one will believe.
By the time Britney Spears ever poses nude (and we all know she’s got to be just one more failed marriage/tv-show away), no one will care.
I swear, you tell our past selves that and you’ll be burnt as a witch. Prior to 2000 I thought she was going to get her own cult. Thank you, Mr. Federline, for helping us focus on more important issues.
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Shane added these pithy words on Jul 07 05 at 2:24 pmI wouldn’t say that no one will care. I mean, I’ll masturbate to it, and it’ll be good. It just won’t be great.
As Funny as you wish you were (Except Shane) added these pithy words on Jul 09 05 at 1:30 amEd, you raise a good point, and I did build a time machine and I was burned at the stake in the year 1999. But my past self witnessed my burning and learned from my mistake, and when my past self became my present self (me now) I didn’t build the machine therefor changing history, and that is why there is no record of me being burned 6 years ago. But before my future self in the past was burned, I hid my time machine in an old mine shaft cave for myself now to find. This is the last comment I will post as me and the Doc are about to head back to 1885 where times are simpler and there are no Brittney Spears TV shows or nude pictures, but I will take my trusty Sports Almanac 1950-2000 so hopefully that will work out…
Mimi added these pithy words on Jul 09 05 at 10:08 amI wasn’t a fan of hers then, and I’m sure as hell not a fan of hers now.
But I can’t wait to see how she goes broke and Kevin leaves her ass.
I’m evil like that.
Becky added these pithy words on Jul 10 05 at 10:32 amIt will be interesting to see how much Kevin will get out of the marriage. However, I, for one, was NEVER looking forward to seeing her nude:)
Floyd added these pithy words on Jul 15 05 at 5:29 pmDon’t you mean “Biggest Surprise of the WILLenium”?
