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National Geographic — TOKYO, Japan .– As photographer Ennosuke Fukuzawa captured the elusive species “Homo Toophatillus” in the wild, he had to keep nerves of steel; any movement would have startled the parent and the cub and this incredible picture would have been lost.
Ennosuke has been on the hunt for a closeup picture of the homo toophatillus since he was a boy growing up in Japan. He remembers the stories his grandfather told him of entire villages being slaugthered by herds of toophatillus, he’s been obsessed with them ever since.
In this rare photograph you can see a female toophatillus carrying a male by his groin towel. This is a mysterious act performed before engaging in a bloody mating ritual that lasts up to 10 hours. During mating the tiny male is periodically crushed by the overpowering size of the female. At the end of it the male lays dismemebered and covered in blood; a gory mess in which the female then bathes in and goes off to fight other females in battle that sceintists have named “sumo” (The Japanese word for “Obese Wrestling”)

Agreed on Shane. And as a side note, I though sumo guys were fat. that dude looks seriously bad-ass.

Ed and son out for their weekend father/son retreat.
“Boy, how many times have I said white diapers are for sissies, see, Daddy wear blue, real color for real man.”

Do you know what the Japanese writting on the background reads?

It reads; “This is what we do with those “chopstick-size-sumo-wannabe”, we toss them like we sushi in our mouth.”

Enuff Saiz.

So you think trying to “pants” daddy is funny? I’ll show you how to “pants” someone in one fell swoop!