Comments on: Cat Caption Contest #1

By: Jess

Jess — Sat, 28 Feb 2004 01:59:45 +0000

How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the frick is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what’s funny.

By: jess

jess — Fri, 27 Feb 2004 19:19:26 +0000

So what if I look like a cow. Do you have a problem with that? Huh tough guy!!!

By: Shane

Shane — Fri, 27 Feb 2004 13:52:40 +0000

Left to his own devices, Jim the cat proceeded to dress himself as a cow and unsuccessfully attempt to implode his own face.

By: Runyan

Runyan — Fri, 27 Feb 2004 03:34:05 +0000

If this doesn’t get me on “Animal Planet’s Funniest Animals,” my only hope to get on TV will be Fox’s “Man vs. Beast” competing against a midget in some sort of degrading contest…

By: carla

carla — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 19:24:13 +0000

Am I cat, a cow (note udder) or a bull (note horns and nose ring) ?

By: John Tiesi

John Tiesi — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 19:00:41 +0000

Where’s PETA when you need them?

By: Jason

Jason — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 18:14:29 +0000

If that kid doesn’t remove her hand from my udder, we’ll see who gets milked next.
js

By: Carla

Carla — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 17:41:09 +0000

So I’ve put on a little weight. I ask you, is that any reason to think that I even remotely look like a cow?

By: EB

EB — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 17:29:42 +0000

CNN-International News

-Seoul, Korea: Prosecuters have decided that 7-year old Yuimen Somefunguy will be tried as an adult for the animal cruelty charge that he faces for the torture and humiliation of his pet cat Funzay (see picture). After much deliberation by the prosecution, they stated that because of the nature of the crime, they must prosecute Somefunguy as an adlut so he can face the maximum penalty (3 days naked and covered in catnip in a room full of hungry cats). What hepled prosecuters reach their decision was the that Somefunguy would repeatedly milk his cat and make him eat alfalfa everyday.

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 16:58:06 +0000

Just… let… me… die…