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  • IEDs use LEDs

    For anyone wondering what the “Mooninite Brouhaha” was that I mentioned in the previous post, I will explain.
    Cartoon Network has some hilarious shows. One called “Aqua teen Hunger Force” has been out for a few years but they decided to drum up some attention for it using a viral marketing campain. They made signs about […]

  • More on TOMGREENGATE

    Screw Metafilter- I got a mention on PeskeApostrophe!
    Peske: Ed You Ignorant Slut
    Sure we don’t always agree, but I Luuuuurrrrvvvee to read her opinions. Now, if we could just get a certain hollywood’s C-lister to become so enlightened…

  • TOMGREENGATE COVERAGE FROM AROUND THE WEB

    Support keeps rolling in folks.
    Well, mostly support and a few people calling me a douche.
    Sean Bonner
    OH SNAP! Tom Green Hates On Ed Adkins!!
    and
    Fun With Tom Green Fans Volume 2
    blogging.la
    Tom Green picks fight with entire blogosphere
    Taste My Comedy
    Who Is Tom Green?
    and
    Tom Greene Is Scared
    Sledge
    Tom Green Sucks.
    Spelled Melk
    Eddie Got Fingered
    Mr. Jerz
    Tom Green, Sacklicking Taintspanker
    Mango
    Eddie Would You […]

  • Tom Green Wants You To Have Sex With Me

    …and he likes bears.
    So people have been asking me about this feud between Tom and me. “What did he say?”
    Well, I’d love to point you in the direciton of the video He made on friday, titled, “Ed You Bastard,” but he took that down. That was a pretty smart move on his part; he made […]

  • Oompa Loompa DompadeeWTF?

    Once again gentle readers, I have been fooled.

    This man was never an oompaloompa. (local news story)
    You see, back when this blog was just a wee pup, I went to go see a showing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at a park here in Reno. That’s when I learned that we Renoites (allegedly) had an Oomaloompa […]

  • Sweet Spammy Justice

    Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment
    I picture some spam vigilante group kicking down this guys door and beating him into a mushy pulp, all the while yelling stuff like, “NO, (pound) as a matter (pound) of fact I (crack) DON’T feel like (splat) visiting your (splush) HUGE ONLINE CASINO- (splatter) but thanks anyway!!!”
    I don’t […]

  • Poor Word Choice

    Abu Ghraib Probe Suggests CIA Role in Iraqi Deaths (yahoo news)
    I don’t know- the phrase “Abu Ghraib Probe” just seems to suggest more torture. For the sake of the poor souls who already went through so much I think they ought to consider changing the name.
    I got the same creepy feeling every time they mentioned […]

  • Enough Already

    Every time i learn a new tidbit about:

    The Jackson Trial
    Terri Schiavo
    Paris Hilton
    American Idol
    Podcasting, blogging, or RSS
    Lil Kim or Courtney Love
    Britney Spears or Ashton Kutcher or Carrot Top
    I hate myself a little more. It may be time to just dump cable altogether.

  • Does Your Insurance Cover Acts of Congress?

    Since I don’t have any time to come up with my own totally inappropriate comment regarding Terri Schiavo, I present you three wonderfully horrible posts others have lovingly crafted.
    Chopping Block: If you only have time to read one serial killer single-panel comic discussing the Schaivo case this year- make it CB.
    Get Your War On: Always […]

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