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  • The Grope-Me Pillow, Found at Overstock

    Hey ladies- sad and lonely? Nobody wants to play grab-ass? NO WORRIES!!!
    Now you can purchase 1/4 of a man, filled with stuffing & designed specifically to grope you through the night as you sleep.
    For added WTFness, just spray the pillow with some cologne your Ex left in your medicine cabinet, or place a wedding ring […]

  • One By One

    If you want to see a little peek at what I’ve been up to lately, you can see it here:
    One By One Media: Sprint’s New Coprorate Blog- An Uphill Battle
    For the time being Uncle Eddie’s gonna be busy with a number of new projects. But make no mistake, just like the flurry of highly anticipated […]

  • DANE COOK: RETALIATION and NEW WEBSITE

    Dane Cook’s new release, Retaliation, should hit shelves today, in all its double CD + DVD goodness. Along with it, he’s got a new site as well.
    Since I’m totally gay for Dane, I’ll be going home early to rip into my pre-ordered copy (along with a “special gift” promised to his fan club members) and […]

  • Find Dave

    I sure hope that if I ever go missing that I get this nice of a design for my website.
    Find dave.
    That sucker is hooked up.

  • The Revenge of the Red Balloon

    I’m sure there’s a few of you out there who remember “The Red Balloon.” (info)
    We had to watch it like every year in elementary school. Boy finds a balloon, the balloon displays the ability to make a conscious decision to follow him around, they become best friends (or perhaps more? wink wink) and […]

  • King Size Log Canopy Bed = Guaranteed* Action! - $500 (Reno)

    They really shouldn’t let me use craigslist. (link)
    Brand New King Size Log Canopy Bed - Buy this now and say goodbye to lonely nights!
    Fellas, your wife, girlfriend, or one-night-stand has ALWAYS wanted a canopy bed. I’m serious. Her whole life. Here’s your chance to get a BRAND NEW totally sweet log style (so it’s not […]

  • Kill Toby

    Kill Toby.
    after all the hullabalo over save toby, i was wondering if there was a site to donate $$$ to kill him. thank you internet, you never let me down.
    haven’t even looked into screwtoby.com, but if its out there i’m sure it’s worth checking out.

  • SEND ME MY STUFF

    So i guess there’s this company who will send you their product as long as you link to them on your site (as seen on the zeroboss).
    So i figure, hey- I have a site- I could link to them and get my hands on some of this fine product. Never the one to miss out […]

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