Dive into the archives.
- My Apologies To Austin
Meteorologically, we kept it real, folks
because music festivals with good weather are for pussies.
Once again, Shugs and I brought with us to the festival the worst weather possible.
People were all “OMGWTF the hurricane is coming!” In reality, hurricane Rita would have brought sweet relief, but decided to pass us by. Tease. Instead of her promised […]
- Ima gonna go see me some muzikal performers
Feeling left out of all the fun of the last hurricane, I’m headed to Texas for 4 days of alt-country PBS goodness at the Austin City Limits festival with my pal Shugs. For 3 days we’ll be in an ocean of beer, birkenstocks and trucker hats.
Your jealousy is ugly. Put it away.
I’m currently waiting […]
- Me Too
Three years ago to the minute Heidi and I got married.
Just a second ago she called. I picked up the phone and all she said was, “I do.”
Melt.
I have such a better life than I deserve. Sorry, that’s just the way it is.
- Meet Ed Adkins, Adult
So I’m at a conference. An accounting conference. In hell. I’m sitting in a presentation on effective proposal programs.
Please allow me to add a touch or foreshadowing. “To know ABOUT the giggle loop is to be PART of the giggle loop.” If you don’t understand, watch more BBC.
If you’re anything close to a regular reader […]
- ReAnimated
So I’m back from the dead (chillin’ at the beaches down at Club Med.)
Actually I was all tip top by Friday. Went out for sushi and everything. Sorry to all the people who canceled their Memorial day weekend plans in order to attend the all-night vigils on my honor- I didn’t even want to look […]
- A New Day Dawns
I survived GraduationFest 2005 and all I got was… every damn thing I think I’ve ever asked for.
Man, I am spoilt.
Unfortuantely by the time the party started I lacked both the dexterity and concentration needed to post to the moblog, but I’m confident that the earlier posts left you enough for your imaginations.
Three other MBA […]
- They Took My Baby Away
“It’s either She goes or our family falls apart Ed. You have to end it.”
“How did you even know Helen and I were spending so much time together?”
“How could I not? You talk about her all the time, and anytime someone saw you they saw her too.”
“Man, I had no idea.”
“It’s really sad she could […]
- Home Stretch
Last night was my last night of class for my MBA.
The last class I will ever, ever take.
I don’t want to learn anything. ever. again.
Not even in conversations. Hell, from now on I’m not gonna even learn names- the people I meet will be required to carry little chalkboards with their names on them, which […]
- A Holiday of Our Own
April fools day is a special day for Heidi and myself. No, not because we like to make funny. That can backfire sometimes friends. Wives, just remember- no matter what day it is, no husband can find the humor in being woken with the statement that the child isn’t his.
No, she didn’t do that. But […]
- Old Man Nearly Dies At Local Concert
Age has always been a fluid concept for me. I was always tall, so when i was a teenager i’d lie about my age whenever it would help- getting a job, buying smokes, joining the merchant marines, whathaveyou. I’m also really immature (no really) which I figure should keep me stuck acting like a teenager […]
