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- Serenity
Holy Ever-Loving Mother Of Crap.
Joss Whedon needs to get a sex change. Then he needs to have a baby with Robert Rodriquez.
The product of this union must then be promised to my daughter in holy matrimony.
I have yet to talk this over with Heidi but I’ve never heard her actually express any problem with arranged […]
- Sin City
Robert Rodgriquez, if I wasn’t already married to the most perfect woman in all creation, with a baby so cute all who see her weep at her presence- then I swear I would turn gay and stalk you until you loved me the way I now love you.
Sin City was perfect. Every single frame. No […]
- Constantine
Constantine
Three out of five if you’ve read the comic.
3.5 if you haven’t.
Of course I always bring a flask of whiskey since there’s NO way I’m paying 8.50 for less than 4 stars- and 5 oz. of jack always adds a star.
They did a good job capturing the mood of Hellblazer. That’s about it.
Unfortunately the mood […]
- City of God
After finally watching City of God (Cidade de Deus) last night I have one thing to say. We have no more use for Martin Scorsese. While he keeps making junk movies with that DiCaprio chick, two people I’ve never heard of made the coolest gangster flick to come out in the last 15 years. De […]
- Closer
I talked to an Oompa Loompa last night.
I asked him what his thoughts were on the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He said (excuse his french) that he was pissed that Tim Burton wasn’t using little people this time. He said it looked like it was going to be rather darker too. But […]
- Finding Neverland
Dudes, looking for a quick & easy shortcut to looking like a total fruit? Go see Finding Neverland. Serious. I cried all my mascara off. All of it. Like I told Shugs, it’s not that it’s the best movie you’ve ever seen, it’s just that it finds a way to touch the boy inside you. […]
- Butterfly Defect
“…nobody associated with making this movie can possibly emerge unscathed.” -Bob Longino, Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
I haven’t actually seen the movie, but I figured I might as well review it anyway.
First, take the title, “Butterfly Effect.” The same people who are going to walk away having enjoyed this movie are the ones who will utter […]
- Tapeheads
Although many are not privy to it, I have many close, personal relationships with many Hollywood stars. Just so that all of you who don’t hob-nob with major celebrities can catch a glimpse of how blindingly cool my life is, I’ve decided to include a snippet from a recent interview I did with one Mr. […]
- Love Liza
This is a very, very sad movie. It’s not a “sad comedy” like the cover says- it’s a SAD SAD thing- so be warned. It stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as a man who turns to huffing gasoline in order to avoid the incredible loss he feels over his wife committs suicide. OK, I could understand […]
