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- The Reason I Haven’t Chosen A Side Yet: I’m Still Horribly Uneducated on Them
I’m going to fix that, but for now check out this dude- fucking rocks it explaining why he’s for Obama. The reason I usually shake my head all election year is that you rarely see people basing their allegiance to a candidate or party on actual policy. We all need to be this informed.
(link for […]
- Hepticycle
Last night I was confronted by something extremely troubling.
Something that even as I witnessed it my mind tried desperately to dismiss. Like the fannypack, it simply should not exist, yet there it was.
A seven-person bike.
Seven. I had to count them a couple times.
Check it out here. (link)
It’s exactly the same bike. And coincidentally it was […]
- Biggest Surprise of the Current Millenium
If you ever build a time machine, and you go back to prior Y2K, there is one major development of our era that absolutely no one will believe.
By the time Britney Spears ever poses nude (and we all know she’s got to be just one more failed marriage/tv-show away), no one will care.
I swear, you […]
- I Liked Them Better When They Were Called…
Doesn’t anyone realize that they’re not watching reality TV?
Survivor, Fear Factor, The Apprentice, The Bachelor…
They’re game shows.
Just packaged differently, like those salads in a bag that get us to pay four times as much for lettuce.
- HIAPRSWALS Day
Uncle Eddie has an assignment for you kids.
Ready?
Go get a baseball bat. Wooden preferably. We don’t want anyone getting killed here or losing an eye. Unless you simply have to hear that satisfying little “ting.”
Got it? Nice.
Now take that bat and hide out in a local public restroom. Check the stall after each person does […]
- For Those About to Rock, Pack a lot of Water.
As much as I wish I were on my way to Satan’s Toaster Oven (or as some like to call it, the Coachella Music Festival) alas, I must stay in Reno this weekend. Sacrifices must be made when you are a father.
True, there’s something magical about waking at 7AM to a 120 degree tent you […]
- Aptrill 15shhhh
It’s april 15th and i work at an accounting firm.
that means 2 things.
1. i am on edge.
2. i am shlighltly inhebriated.
carry on.
- A little touch of PVS
There is an effect. A tremor within ones soul which can only be brought on by a life and death situation. It is when we are occasionally confronted by our own mortality that life truly finds meaning.
Just as many of you readers have certainly encountered in the last few weeks, I too have felt a […]
- Martha Stewart- Healing America
Martha Stewart was found guilty, right? She served time for breaking the law. But no matter how obvious her quilt might have been or how fitting the punishment, she’s treated like a martyr- even a hero.
Save Martha
Martha Talks
She came home from prison to one of the most over-valued stocks on the market. Every day on […]
- CRAZY FOR YOU BEAR
So people can’t take a joke and they forced the sissys over at vermont teddy bears to stop selling the “crazy for you” bear. Now that’s a blow to good humor everywhere- and right before valentine’s day! You heartless bastards.
Next I hear they’re going after the “we’re just like you, only slower” bear and the […]
