Dive into the archives.
- HIAPRSWALS Day
Uncle Eddie has an assignment for you kids.
Ready?
Go get a baseball bat. Wooden preferably. We don’t want anyone getting killed here or losing an eye. Unless you simply have to hear that satisfying little “ting.”
Got it? Nice.
Now take that bat and hide out in a local public restroom. Check the stall after each person does […]
- Open Letter To Tom Green: Please Stop Sucking
That’s it. I’ve been avoiding this for too long. I can’t believe that someone who (1) cracked me up on many occasions (2) basically started the jackass craze and (3) looks remarkably like me has one of the all time worst blogs on the web.
You ramble on about boring mundane everyday crap like it’s interesting. […]
- The Ad Council: Caring Enough To Keep You Afraid
Question: Are you terrified enough to make sure your family is protected? The Ad Council wants to know.
In an effort to further justify the need for homeland security, the Ad Council has sacrificed a rotation of their popular Arbor Day commercials to air a campaign that had i not just gotten a DVR could have […]
- SKRU GRAMR
I don’t get paid for this.
I’m not a stay-at-home-mom.
I’m just a warped young man with a few minutes here and there and a pathetically huge need for attention.
I’m not writing this blog for Mrs’ Manion my 7th grade English Teacher. I’m writing this for my friends, fans and the faceless cold abyss of the internet.
So […]
- WHY, I NEVER!
“People who get offended by humor can feel free to roll around in barbed wire with Magic Johnson.”
- Jim Norton
I’ve always been a bit of a, shall we say, idiot. In high school I was a class clown. The same proved for most of my undergrad college classes, and sadly also my MBA. If there […]
- Desperate Network Executives
Why is it that media sources- usually the official gate-keepers and transmitters of the latest trends, coolness and hippitude are so ancient in their thinking.
They believe that they can dick consumers around forever with no repercussions. Then, when consumers fight back they push for legislation to beat them down.
I see media now like the last […]
- A Silver Hammer Day
sarcasomatic: I’m going to learn how to play an instrument
sarcasomatic: and how to sing.
sarcasomatic: and I’ll start a band and we’re going to do a cover of “Maxwell’s silver hammer” by the Beatles.
jasonadrian: uh?
sarcasomatic: ive just been getting annoyed with people
[EDitor’s note: the following lines explaining your average 9-5 frustration we’re deleted to protect my […]
- SCREW THAT FAT BASTARD
Screw Santa.
Not because I’m all “we need to get rid of all the commercialism” (weenie voice). I’ve got a whole other reason.
Riddle me this batman:
If I have endure the mall,
if I have to brave the tidal wave of retards and jerkholes in the parking lot,
if I have to fight that red-eyed living-dead grandma for the […]
- Go 50, its Election Day
Who didn’t see this one coming? Allegedly, Paris Hilton, Ludicris and 50 Cent- all of whom participated in the VOTE OR DIE campaign- did not vote. That’s so perfect.
Now I bet they’re wishing they could re-negotiate that deal, huh?
What now? Do they get a call from Puffy, “you know the deal, yo. It was Vote […]
- Enough. Me Want Smart Talkie.
This is a great example of something I’ve been meaning to bring back up. Earlier I expressed how I feel about the opinions I usually see plastered up around this internets thingy.
Mac and Oliver Willis are both talking about some nasty words flying across the internet right now.
John Edwards’ wife has cancer… AND, there’s idiots […]
