Dive into the archives.
- By The Way, I Didn’t Forget About You
I’m just building a newer, cooler version of edadkins.com. Very soon, now, very soon…
- We Hope To See You Again on Google, You Dirty, Dirty Spammer
I just got one of these messages when looking for orange jumpsuits (don’t ask). Anyone else seen one of these “hey, you search like a spammer!” messages?
- TOM GREEN IN “ED YOU BASTARD”
THIS IS THE MOVIE TOM GREEN DIDN’T WANT YOU TO SEE.
His melt-down CAUGHT ON CAMERA.
This is the movie that was TOO HOT for Tom’s blog.
SEE Tom get WORKED UP over a “HOMELY SMALL TIME BLOGGER”WATCH IN HORROR as he is OVERCOME WITH RAGE!
CRINGE at how obvious it is that this man has NO IDEA WHAT […]
- And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
A short instructional exposition on how to make me depressed in one swift motion:
Tell me that the Hitchhiker’s Guide is going to suck.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie is an abomination. Whereas the radio show, TV show, books and computer game are all recognisably variations on a theme, this is something new and almost […]
- drugs glorious drugs
“you can’t explain how bad it hurts. you can’t even breath”
they attempted another epidural right b/f the anesthesiologist went into surgery.
jackpot.
heidi and baby are progressing fine. the lady next door wasn’t so lucky- she’s screaming like a stuck pig.
in a minute they’re gonna break heidi’s water!
- HELLO, MAY I TALK TO MR. ADKINS? CLICK.
As if you needed another reason to be pissed.
They managed to slip one more in- just in time for 2005! Your CEL PHONE NUMBER will, in a few short weeks, end up in the grubby hands of joe telemarketer.
Throw that sucker on the do not call list now.
Thanks Jason from Warped Thoughts.
Update: John just alerted […]
- GMAILSWAP
Things people are willing to trade for gmail (via gmailswap):
three days of hospitality during the Athens 2004 Olympics
a costume from the movie Troy
the location of Atlantis, and a man’s dignity
a 1974 Dodge Dart Swinger
ride across the USA in a big rig
real Vegemite
9,000 ladybugs
online girlfriend for a month
an authentic bible signed by Jesus
a human kidney (shipping […]
- Pictures Emerge, Blackmailer Outed in Froggie Scandal
Earlier today, these pictures flooded bulletin boards and celebrity websites, proving that Froggie the Frog did indeed father a child the night of his death. Regular readers of E&H.com are already far too familiar with the Froggie Saga.
See Froggie’s Love Child.
The frog’s family reportedly received a note earlier claiming that Froggie was the father of […]
- McMurder
Please, for your own safety and the safety of those you love, check out McMurder.com.
You only have until May 10th to check it- after that McDonald’s lawyers will own it.
- The Wild Bunch
That’s right. Last night my wife and my friends threw me the best birthday party ever. Heidi orchestrated it all, and then got out of there as fast as she could. Why, you ask? Because it was Man-Night. The first in what I’m sure will become a wonderful tradition. First we grilled. Prolly about 100 […]

