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I’m afraid that while I was initially overjoyed when I heard that a couple got maced after refusing to quit talking on a cell phone durring a movie, the sense of victory faded a bit when I learned a few extra details:

1. It wasn’t a real mace like in Braveheart. It was pepperspray.
2. It was for talking during Catwoman. Come on guys- you can do better than that. Step it up next time or people will discredit our struggle.

Oh well- a win’s a win. You gotta stat building momentum for the cause somehow. Now this pepper spray idea- that has some real potential. Last time I went to a movie I got the idea to start bringing a water gun and zap the talkers right in the eye. Pepperspray would present a much more effective deterrant. Heck, a tazer would be freaking perfect. Hmmmm… anyone had any luck with those?

Thanks to MAC for the heads-up on the story.
A detailed explaination of my thoughts on talking durring movies found here.

  1. Brum Says:

    You know what I love?!?! These jerks that bring those little lazer pointers into movies.

    Why I was in a Movie the other day and this guy kept pointing the lazer pointer up on the screen and so I called all my friends on my cell phone to tell them what a jerk this guy was… and then out of no where this other guy sprays me in the face with pepperspray!!! What the heck man!

  2. dan Says:

    That’s awesome. I rarely go to movies in the theatre because so many people talk (both on and off their cell phones) nowadays.

  3. USAsian Says:

    How about a BB gun?

  4. EB Says:

    Ooooh! Now I can mace babies when they cry in the movies. YES! I hate that.