Since I don’t have any time to come up with my own totally inappropriate comment regarding Terri Schiavo, I present you three wonderfully horrible posts others have lovingly crafted.
Chopping Block: If you only have time to read one serial killer single-panel comic discussing the Schaivo case this year- make it CB.Get Your War On: Always a winner, they tactfully dissect the heart of the issue. Feh.
Murphman: One from his vault- he wrote this the last time her tube was wrenched from her- and then reinserted as a result of an act of Jeb.
A lot of people have been drawn into this story as of late. People are clamoring about, insisting that they know what is right or wrong for the poor woman and her family.
I don’t know. I know that there’s a lot of religious people saying her parents should decide. But their text is pretty clear that once a woman or man get married that they are closer to their spouse than their parents. A lot of people are pissed that she’s being kept alive even though there’s others who say there’s proof that she reacts to stimuli- even laughs. Then there’s the accusations that her husband isn’t looking out for her interests, but instead his bank account. And there’s a whole buch just mad b/c the federal government is overstepping it’s bounds.
Personally, I believe I shouldn’t involve myself in this one way or another. My mother taught me to never play with vegatables.
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Genuine added these pithy words on Mar 22 05 at 11:13 amI was going to go down the path of eating vegetables but I thought better of it….
Shane added these pithy words on Mar 22 05 at 11:23 amGood Lord, SHE IS DEAD. Everything that constitutes life was obviously taken over ten years ago when she had a massive heart attack and lost all ability to comprehend or process human thoughts and emotions.
Seriously, what would she want? I know that I have certain goals in my life and absolutely none of them can be accomplished strapped to a hospice bed, unable to communicate in any way. What’s left to accomplish for her? She’s already had time to watch every episode of the A-team at least a hundred times, so let’s stop playing red-light, green-light with her feeding tube and bury her like they should have done a decade ago. I’ll even propose a compromise and hook her parents up with an excellent taxidermist.
Becky added these pithy words on Mar 22 05 at 6:59 pmOh, you are soooooooooooooo bad:) Now, how long have you been waiting to use that one?
copygodd added these pithy words on Mar 22 05 at 9:46 pmwhile you’re at it, you should check out mustafa’s post at tinfoil hat pundit.
Schindlers: Terri is Telepathic.
p.s. i finally got around to making a comment on your daddy-blog post. i’m such a loser.
brando added these pithy words on Mar 23 05 at 10:11 amIf only we could strap her into a humvee and have her drive over an iraqi land mine. that way she’d die honorably, we wouldn’t have to ‘err on the side of life’ and there’d be a neat television movie about it called ‘Weekend at Terri’s’ starring Andrew McCarthy.
