You know, the poor don’t have much. Serious. Doesn’t that make you feel bad? They are really, really poor. Well, then- how come we let them get robbed RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR FACES?

That’s right. And who is robbing them? THE RICH. Yup. That disgusts me.

The rich have cribs. They have cars for each holiday- including minor ones like Arbor Day. They gargle with Crystal and use priceless paintings to towel off after they shower. So WHY do they go and take what little the poor have?

It’s sick. It’s barbaric. I can’t live in a world like this.

Why Britney? Why Christina and for the love of all that’s good and holy, WHY Paris?

Why, when you have all those riches, do you have to go and STEAL WHITE TRASH?

Those are good, hard working, decent folks. It used to be they could count on you celebs to wear stuff they could never hope to afford. Award shows, premiers- everything you went to you celebs would wear the richest looking stuff imaginable. Weird crap too. Anything to look rich.

“Oh this dress? Isn’t it gorgeous? Calvin Klein hand-dipped 12 minks in solid gold and then linked them together using spotted owl feathers. They’re very in this year.”

But now you sport tractor hats and neon tube tops and always look like you woke up in the arms of a trucker named Jimbo and stumbled right out of his cab onto the pages of US. How dare you. Is nothing sacred?

Lay off, sisters. White Trash belongs to the poor. They don’t have much, but let them keep tight capris with high heels and huge hoop earrings. Go back to your lavishly expensive designer styles and leave them some dignity.

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