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Dumpology

You know those dumps that remind you just how good dumps can get?

The kind that raise the bar on morning dumps?

What should we call those?

By Ed Adkins on November 22nd, 2004 at 9:18 am

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8 Responses to “Dumpology”

  1. M@ Says:

    November 22nd, 2004 at 9:21 am

    The Mother Load

  2. ed adkins Says:

    November 22nd, 2004 at 11:09 am

    nice!

  3. EB Says:

    November 22nd, 2004 at 3:06 pm

    *Monster Dumps
    *Buenos Dias

  4. Shane Says:

    November 22nd, 2004 at 5:04 pm

    You know when someone is going to go take a dump and they say that they’re gonna go number 2 or go drop a duece? Well, I don’t take number 2’s. I drop treys. And if I get a really good one it can even go up to a quad.

    “Shane is lining up behind the arc….they pass him the paper……AND IT’S A TREY FOR THE WIN! Yes! Get the plunger folks, it’s over!”

    -Commentary provided by Bill Walton and Marv Albert earlier this morning in my bathroom

  5. John Tiesi Says:

    November 23rd, 2004 at 7:29 am

    Memo to self - don’t read Ed’s blog if I am drinking tea.

  6. David Says:

    November 23rd, 2004 at 10:09 am

    I don’t know what to name them, but I am reminded of a line from comic Ron White: “Did you ever take a dump so big it made your pants fit better?”

    Thank you. Thank you very much.

    David
    AgnostoLibertarianTechnoGeek
    http://ddhead.blogspot.com
    david_uctaa@yahoo.com

  7. Peggasus Says:

    November 23rd, 2004 at 10:38 am

    Folgers in your cup.

  8. spacemonkey Says:

    November 30th, 2004 at 10:22 am

    Poofection.

    The crap that dreams are made of.