When we last left our hero (and his various bodyparts) he was trapped high in his office building in an elevator filled with a FART- a fart he was somehow responsible for! Dun dun dunnnnnn… AND theres more! The elevator is coming to a stop ON THE NINTH FLOOR!!!!! (dramatic organ music)
We return to the elevator- a scene of utter chaos.
(FLOOR 9) (Sudden stop- ding)
MIND: We’re stopping! What do we do?
EARS: I told you! I told you!
FACE: Happy place happy place…
NOSE: I’m burrrrrrrning!
MOUTH: Not to worry men! I’ll get us out of this!
EARS: Not again-
EYES: Oh CRAP!
BUTT: What?
EVERYONE: NOT YOU!!!!
MOUTH: I think I can blow us out of this mess!
MIND: I know there’s a joke there…
LEFT HAND: I’m with you Mouth- I’ll wave the smell around!
LEGS: We can hop around or something!
RIGHT HAND: You can count on my steel!
EARS: What?!?
RIGHT HAND: It seemed cool before i said it.
NOSE: Dammit Hand- I thought you were going to close me up!
LEFT HAND: That’s enough out of you woman!
NOSE: I hate you.
MOUTH: (bweeeew bweeeeeeew)
NOSE: Pathetic.
MOUTH: I’ve almost got it! (bweeeeeewwwwwww)
MIND: Dude, I’m going to pass out!
EARS: Mouth is going off again- stop him!
MOUTH: (bweeew bweew) Just one more! (bweeeee- CLAP!)
LEFT HAND: Enough, son.
MOUTH: Mmmpppuummph!
LEFT HAND: Are you cool?
MOUTH: MMMMMmmmmmHHH!!!
LEFT HAND: I SAID are you COOL?
MOUTH: mm hm.
LEFT HAND: Alright. (releases grip)
EARS: Holy crap! The door- we forgot about the door!
MIND: Eyes! Open up!
EYES: No
MIND: DO IT!
EYES: I’m afraid.
NOSE: I CAN’T TAKE IT! SOMEONE HANDLE EYES!
HEART: I think we all know he’s right- we must face the music.
EARS: Helooooo- my department.
EYES: Okkkaaayyy… but.
MOUTH: (gasp!)
EYES: Dear. Sweet. Lord.
NOSE: What!?!? What is it!
EYES: Nothing-
MIND: My God, man. You’re right. There’s no one there!
RIGHT HAND: High Five!!!!!! Eh? Eh?
LEFT HAND: You are so retarded.
(DOORS CLOSE ELEVATOR STARTS BACK UP)
STOMACHE: Gurgle
BUTT: Um, guys?
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
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COMMENTS / 2 COMMENTS
Becky added these pithy words on Jan 04 05 at 6:25 pmHmmm…. I don’t know if I’m just not “getting” it as well as some of your previous entries, though I will admit that I don’t anyone else could pull this approach off as well.
Also, good entry on my blog about my dream interpretation. Laughed out loud:)
Arethusa added these pithy words on Jan 05 05 at 1:06 amI’m gonna steal that “You can count on my steel” line and randomly interject into my conversations. It’ll work.
