2005 is shaping up to be the most pee-pee-in-your-pants amazing year of my life, I have decided that some changes are in order.

This year I’ll become a daddy. Actually in about 6 days or so. This by far will be the most fulfilling and challenging and amazing experience I can imagine.

This year semester I’m also finish my MBA.

I’ve got a TON of projects going on too.

• An internet comic about… you’ll see

• A business blogging website (finally a place i can sound smart)
• A sketch comedy video
• Some mini-books I think’ll be hilarious
• ANOTHER web design. I just got the Macromedia MX suite and the Adobe Creative suite. I need to change the form of this site- I want a forum where I can be funny, but serious too. Somewhere I can drop science on favorite farts, but on the trade deficit as well. My current strategy for this site doesn’t really allow it.
• Plus this year I’m planning on going all-out with my standup act.

So you see, along with my professional career, homelife and goals I haven’t left much room for slacking off.

SO I’ve made some changes:

• No more T.V. during the week: This will be possible thru the magic of our new DVR.

• Waking Up Early: From now on- no sleeping in at all. The baby I’m sure will be a help.
• Crystal Methamphetamine: This will be required in massive doses for my new fast-paced schedule. It worked great for Alex in that one episode of Family Ties. If I can’t score any high-grade I could always just crush up some Trimspa- i’ve heard its just a mix of meth, battery acid and tang.

Some of my agenda I’m already working on, and I won’t fall over dead if I don’t get it all done before 01/01/06, but I do want to give it all a shot this year. We’ll see.

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