Happy Birthdays

E&H.com is one year old today. From our humble beginnings we have grown into a dominating multinational corporation with a global presence that casts a dark shadow across most of the worlds’ population- prying into the individual lives of our subjects and controlling their every move and thought, bilking the denizens of society of their hard-earned yet pitiful salaries and churning out worthless crap and services with no meaningful competition on the horizon.

And we have you to thank.

Without you we would have no power.

Well, that’s enough for celebration- back to global domination and an early lunch break.

Oh, and Jason is oficically old today. Wish him a happy birthday before he breaks a hip or something.

  1. Pete Says:

    Rock on, dude. Rock. On.

    We need more Heidi though. The site name’s a bit of a misnomer. ;)

  2. ed Says:

    Well, originally Heidi was blogging pretty often; it turned out tho, that it’s not her thing.

  3. Jason Says:

    Yeah, she couldn’t compete with the “converbation” that goes on at this site.
    I’ll let Ed explain “converbation”…
    js

  4. Michael Says:

    We humbly congratulate our corporate overlords… umm, yay and stuff… will you increase the gruel allotment this next year o’ powerful one?