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	<title>Comments on: How Not To Wake Up</title>
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	<description>based on true events</description>
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		<title>By: eglis</title>
		<link>http://www.edadkins.com/how-not-to-wake-up/#comment-1383</link>
		<dc:creator>eglis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2004 18:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am glad that heidi is doing better. the story was kind of funny

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am glad that heidi is doing better. the story was kind of funny</p>
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		<title>By: Arethusa</title>
		<link>http://www.edadkins.com/how-not-to-wake-up/#comment-1382</link>
		<dc:creator>Arethusa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2004 06:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I too am glad to learn that she's ok.:-) I went through a somewhat similar situation although it happened in the early afternoon and I had been awake for quite some time. The neighbours rushed to our gate to tell us that my aunt had fainted on the way home from church. Thankfully it was just a block or two away but it scared the bejeezus out of me and my cousins (she's over 60 and overweight).

Definitely a Miserable Moment.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I too am glad to learn that she&#8217;s ok.:-) I went through a somewhat similar situation although it happened in the early afternoon and I had been awake for quite some time. The neighbours rushed to our gate to tell us that my aunt had fainted on the way home from church. Thankfully it was just a block or two away but it scared the bejeezus out of me and my cousins (she&#8217;s over 60 and overweight).</p>
<p>Definitely a Miserable Moment.</p>
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		<title>By: Shane</title>
		<link>http://www.edadkins.com/how-not-to-wake-up/#comment-1381</link>
		<dc:creator>Shane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2004 22:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, I agree that that's not a good way to wake up. I prefer the way that I wake up every morning: to the gradually increasing sound of the string section of the New York Philharmonic while four beautiful virgins gently wave huge leaf-fans in my direction; softly lifting the scent of the freshly picked fruit and juicy tenderloin steak that is being served to me in bed on the finest diamond-studded platinum serving tray that money can buy. 
Actually, I'm usually startled into consciousness by Stuart Scott shouting "Boo-yah" in my ear, when I roll my face over onto the remote that's sitting in a puddle of drool, while my alarm goes off, even though it's not even set. Both ways are good though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I agree that that&#8217;s not a good way to wake up. I prefer the way that I wake up every morning: to the gradually increasing sound of the string section of the New York Philharmonic while four beautiful virgins gently wave huge leaf-fans in my direction; softly lifting the scent of the freshly picked fruit and juicy tenderloin steak that is being served to me in bed on the finest diamond-studded platinum serving tray that money can buy.<br />
Actually, I&#8217;m usually startled into consciousness by Stuart Scott shouting &#8220;Boo-yah&#8221; in my ear, when I roll my face over onto the remote that&#8217;s sitting in a puddle of drool, while my alarm goes off, even though it&#8217;s not even set. Both ways are good though.</p>
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		<title>By: Laura</title>
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		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2004 17:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is terrible (or not), but I laughed my head off.  Great visuals there.  I'm glad she's okay, though.  And you're okay.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is terrible (or not), but I laughed my head off.  Great visuals there.  I&#8217;m glad she&#8217;s okay, though.  And you&#8217;re okay.</p>
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		<title>By: Swt GA HunnyB</title>
		<link>http://www.edadkins.com/how-not-to-wake-up/#comment-1379</link>
		<dc:creator>Swt GA HunnyB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2004 16:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG!  Glad she is ok.  That would totally freak me out if I ever heard a noise like that and walked in on someone sprawled out on the bathroom floor.  Whew.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG!  Glad she is ok.  That would totally freak me out if I ever heard a noise like that and walked in on someone sprawled out on the bathroom floor.  Whew.</p>
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2004 15:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow. So you're saying Heidi, and pregnant women in general are somehow related to goats? Of the fainting variety?
Glad she's ok...time to start making the suit of armor out of pillows.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow. So you&#8217;re saying Heidi, and pregnant women in general are somehow related to goats? Of the fainting variety?<br />
Glad she&#8217;s ok&#8230;time to start making the suit of armor out of pillows.<br />
js</p>
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