I Love it When You Call Me Big Papa
Ed: Um… well, I can’t really tell.
Heidi: It looks like two lines, tho.
Ed: Come on- that one? That one’s really light. It’s more pink. What’s it say about pink?
Heidi: I think I threw out the directions.
Ed: What?
Heidi: Well, I dunno. When I used the first one?
Ed: When was that?
Heidi: The last time I- oooo. It’s pretty red now.
Ed: Gimme that. We don’t even have the directions. Two lines could mean you’re dying. I don’t want that on my head.
Ed: Let’s get another one. It could be a fluke.
(fifteen minutes later)
Heidi: OK, now how long do we wait?
Ed: Um… lessee…. hold in stream…in two minutes, see one blue.. CRAP. how the crap did they manage to make these instructions complicated? You pee, you wait, AAARRRHH.
Heidi: It says three minutes.
Ed: three it is. let’s take a nap.
Heidi: uh?
Ed: For three minutes. (three minutes pass)
Heidi: It looks lika plus.
Ed: Oh come on, it’s really vague. Lets do another.
(five minutes later)
Heidi: Ubuh uhbuh.
Ed: eeeh. ooob. ibbeh.
Heidi: Wow.
Ed: oot.
Heidi: so, uh. wow.
Ed: aich. igggg.
Heidi: baby.
Ed: Wow. Baby. wow.
Ed: Gimme a minute. I’ll be right back, I’m just doing a quick search for “false positives.”
Bust out the cigars. We’s gonna have us a baby. The four yearplan has become the two.
Heidi’s gonna be my baby’s momma. I’m gonna be her babbydaddy.
Can you freakin believe it? No, me neither. Wooooooooooooooo, i say woOOOooo.
Say it with me now, “that kid’s gonna have some crazy honkin’ ears.”
June 8th, 2004 at 9:10 am
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 8th, 2004 at 9:14 am
Congratulations guys! Hey, that news was worth waiting for!
June 8th, 2004 at 9:38 am
::flexes because he knew before the rest of you.::
That’s right. Who yo’ daddy? Congrats, guy and gal.
June 8th, 2004 at 9:55 am
WOW!!!WOooooohoooo!
Congrats!
That’s the best news I’ve read in a blog yet!
I guessed it last post!
June 8th, 2004 at 11:58 am
CONGRATULATIONS YOU GUYS!!!! I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!
June 8th, 2004 at 12:01 pm
The apocolypse is upon us!
God help us. God help us all.
I’ve heard of the anti-christ, but I didn’t actually think I would live to see him/her born?!
(mumbles prayers, rolling eye’s heavenwards)
…
js
P.S.
Congrats. But you knew that.
P.P.S
And for the final time, NO! Cherie and I will NOT have a kid just because you and Heidi are. Although, I like the idea of our kids growing up together, and wreaking havoc upon the world. (Shudders with fear/excitement/wonder…)
June 8th, 2004 at 12:40 pm
WOW! My first visit to your blog and that’s what I read. You know I’ll have to check back regularly now to see how it’s going. Congratulations!
June 8th, 2004 at 12:48 pm
Whoa!! Congratulations!!
June 8th, 2004 at 12:50 pm
Holy shizzy! Felicitaciones!
(I didn’t want to say “congratulations” like everyone else, so I said in Spanish. Is that like jargon? If so, I’m sorry)
June 8th, 2004 at 6:15 pm
Holy moly..darn and I don’t even know how to make those little booties and things….I better get busy learning in a hurry! Congratulations
June 8th, 2004 at 10:00 pm
High five…..c’mon…..I’m gonna hold my hand up to the computer screen until I get a high five from somebody. Or at least until I fall asleep. And don’t worry, I have really big ears and look how cool I turned out. I’m sleepy. Good job.
June 9th, 2004 at 6:49 am
WOW OH WOW!!!!
Ed and Heidi JR!!!!
ESA IV? NOw we get to see a BLOND Tom Green. Congrats you 2s. As for Jason’s comment about the Anti-Christ–What if there are twins, or trips, or Octepualtes. Yep lets get the curses out now. Immagine 8 Ed’s wondering around, NOTLD can be in full force!! Also Ed at 1a to feed baby, 2a to feed baby, 3 am to feed baby……
Can I still get Stock in Starbucks, Folgers, Sanka, and Ed’s gourmet Coffees? I see a price spike comming on!!!
Lots of love
Gil
June 9th, 2004 at 7:05 am
Congrats, again. And don’t believe any of that stuff Jason said about the antichrist…
June 10th, 2004 at 1:31 am
Congratulations!!!!!!
June 11th, 2004 at 4:53 pm
OHMYGOSH! This is too cool. My little friends are growing up! Now, you know I want pictures of you Heidi during the whole pregnancy! You guys are going to have the wackiest fam ever, but it’ll be TIGHT! I’ll call this weekend or Monday night to get all the juice….
lots o’ love,
small fry