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Nuthin’ like a good teeth cleaning, eh?

The gentle scraping of sharpened metal hooks against tender gums. Ahhhh the hauntingly familar taste of latex…

Dentistry HAD to have given birth to S&M. I’m pretty sure I saw that on A&E.


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I went last week and it’s that same feeling as when someone runs their fingernails down a chalkboard. That scraping into the gums…eek.

Becky added these pithy words on Apr 06 05 at 3:01 pm

And you probably paid $2000 for the privilege! At least that is what teeth cleanings usually cost me.

Genuine added these pithy words on Apr 08 05 at 9:02 am

Well I paid $3000 for a tooth cleaning so I win.
I let the dentist knock me out with that gas and when I wake up my nipples are sore, and I’m missing a shoe so I win. And when I go to the dentist they give me a free toothbrush and a sticker that says “Good Job, If you don’t want the pictures to get out, don’t tell the cops” so I win.

I comment on posts from a week ago.com added these pithy words on Apr 20 05 at 7:43 am
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