As usual, my boy the Relentless Giberish Bastard prooves himself to be voice of truth in the hip-hop world. Just like last year about now when he went off on Lil John for using his music to lower the collective intelligence of america, he recently managed to have a sit-down with one of the latest ridiculous products of the hype-machine, Kanye (for some awful reason I always add the sound of emasculated elves singing in the background of my songs) West…

RGB: Listen, Kanye, what everyone wants to know is how are you so brilliant?

Kanye: I can’t explain it man, it’s like I don’t even try, and then bam! I’ve got another hit! I was in a car wreck man…

RGB: Wow! Very insightful! Listen let me ask you about your fashion sense! You talk about ’shootin cats’ and ‘rollin on chrome wheels’ yet you dress like a 17th century woman. explain that…

Kanye: Yeah man, you are the first one to ever mention that… I just keep it real, you know, I’m from the streets, man, that’s it… car wreck…

Go give it a looksee. Not only did I LOL, i did this retarded clap thing after reading one part.

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This has nothing to do with your point, but I can picture the retarded clap thing. I am no stranger to the retarded clap thing. And its cousin, the retarded desk-slap thing.

Laura added these pithy words on Sep 01 05 at 6:53 am

I’ve checked out the new Kanye CD…

Besides the Golddigger song, I couldn’t really find another track that I could get behind. And that one will be so overplayed over the next few weeks/months I’m reluctant to actually start liking it.

He should start saying he’s going to be bigger than Tupac and Biggie (instead of merely implying it), and end up like Oasis in no time.

Shanti added these pithy words on Sep 01 05 at 9:12 am

I think that Kanye is just trying to express himself and we should all respect him for that, even if he isn’t even good enough to lick the sweat off my balls.

Shane added these pithy words on Sep 02 05 at 8:33 pm
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