There’s been some dang manly hap’nins this year, and I figure it’s about time we paid homage. Here’s the list of contenders for Manliest so far:
Guy Kills a Hungry Bear With a Knife. “I always felt that I was at least his equal,” says man who downed a bear in a scene he said was reminiscent of a fight from a western.
An Icelandic fishing captain, known as “the Iceman” for his tough character, grabbed a 660-pound shark with his bare hands as it swam in shallow water toward his crew.
The guy who used Duct Tape on his Bear Wound and then rode his ATV 15 miles to his truck and drove 40 miles to the hospital.
Kuno the dog-eating catfish. Oh, sure complain that he’s not a man- is that how you show respect for the dead? Good day, sir.
That woman who gave birth on the subway, standing up and never even flinched! Then she tried to pretend nothing happened. She even put the dang afterbirth in her PURSE! That’s about as stinkin manly as you can possibly get.
If you have a story that belongs in “Manliest of 2003,” put it in the comments.
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