Hey you. Yeah- you.
I have a question for you.
Nahhh, nevermind. I’m not sure you’re ready for it. It’s pretty early.
Ooooo kaaaaayyy, fine. But you’re gonna be sorry.
What if…
… babies could scream right in their mommy’s stomachs? BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN BORN!?!?!?
Frickin chew on that one a while. I told you- it’s a lot to take in.
I had a dream about it last night. You have nooooo idea how creepy it was. Can you imagine how stinking freaking frickin super ultra SCARY it would be to hang around a bunch of women if their stomachs were issuing these mysterious screams OR EVEN CREEPY BABY LAUGHTER? Holy crap.
Hey, if you can’t handle it you shouldn’t have kept reading. I told you it was going to be heavy.
Man, it’s gonna take a while to shake that one off.
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COMMENTS / 8 COMMENTS
Shanti added these pithy words on Dec 18 04 at 1:19 pmDude - that is freakin’ hella creepy.
For a second, I thought it was going to be a pro-life rant
I’ve been having wacky dreams lately with celebrities, like Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, & Mark Cuban. Wacky shit.
:: jozjozjoz :: added these pithy words on Dec 18 04 at 5:48 pmI’ve been having whacked out dreams lately, too.
I blame you.
Becky added these pithy words on Dec 18 04 at 9:44 pmYou get extra points for thinking of probably the one thing I couldn’t have guessed you were going to ask. And yes, that would be freaky. They are bad enough when they shriek in the middle of a restaurant outside the womb.
Swt GA HunnyB added these pithy words on Dec 20 04 at 7:50 amAh…that thought is just too bizzaro for me. Ewwww.
honestyrain added these pithy words on Dec 20 04 at 10:36 amyour blurb in the BE directory got me here. you are funny. i am going to rate you (and the rating will be favorable, let’s just say).
i’ve had two babies. they may not scream in there but they do enough, thanks.
Ed Adkins added these pithy words on Dec 20 04 at 9:38 pmBE = Blog Explosion.
It’s great- everyone should join.
