Must Be Bizarro Thursday
How has “Friends” Influenced your life? 1,200 people were asked that question in a survey which is now being called “how big of a freaking loser can you possibly be?”
Man loses 11 grand because he was keeping it in his friggin pocket when he went for a friggin slurpee and gets it back. Who’s up for a rousing game of count the idiots?
Being madly in love makes your body go all chemically gender-bender. Women get a surge of testosterone and men get estrogen, effectively softening the line between man and woman. No wonder people always compare me and Heidi to Jaime Lee Curtis and Pink.
Costco hotdogs are now packing heat. Woman “finds” bullets in her hotdog? Did anyone catch the fact that the hotdog maker, Hebrew National, passes the dogs thru a metal detector? Betcha didn’t count on that one, did ya Missy?
