My Women

Heidi is the most beautiful pregnant woman.

I feel bad for guys who don’t think their women look sexy pregnant- they’re really missing out. In the last nine months, she has been more beautiful than ever. More sexy, more glowing, more woman.

First off- making a baby is a miracle. The fact that her body could even prepare itself to knit together our child, that’s amazing. As her cute little tummy has grown, our baby has become more and more of a reality. And as much as I loved her nine months ago, I love her twice as much now- she’s my two favorite people.

Kicks are flat out amazing things to feel.

Of course there was the puking. And puking and puking. I felt really bad cause that first trimester is tough. But men, when do you get such a chance to really feel like you’re taking care of your woman? I don’t know about you, but this made me finally start pulling my load around the house- and now I feel like superhusband. Anything that makes you feel like the man should make you love her more.

Now when your lady starts creating your future inside her, there’s gonna be some changes. If you see those changes as a downer- well then you are an idiot. The curves just get curvier. The cuddles just get cuddlier. Enjoy this time. You have a chance to make her feel the most beautiful she’s ever been. It has it’s rewards.

Bunny, I know you want this baby out- you’re ripe. I know it’s been tough on you. But the last nine months have been the best thing we’ve ever experienced and I am so proud of you and in love with you and in awe of you.

I can’t wait to welcome our baby into the world. Whether it happens today, tomorrow or Valentines Day. I love you and we’re gonna have the best time of our lives raising Paige. She’s going to want to be just like you- strong, funny, smart, goofy, with a capacity to care for people like I’ve never seen. And if she’s lucky enough that your genes cancel mine, she’ll be drop-dead gorgeous just like her mommy.

  1. kat Says:

    Hey congrats to you and your wife…she’s so lucky to have a guy like you. I wish more husbands could be as excited and positve as you!

  2. Becky Says:

    What a sweet story, and yet still with a touch of Sarcastomatic. Sounds like you guys have a good relationship — very inspiring. And if we don’t talk beforehand, I hope everything goes smoothly during labor.

  3. your two favorite people Says:

    oh my goodness, I am definitely the luckiest wifey in the whole world! I love my sweet hunny! Our baby’s gonna love you soo much! She’s gonna be the best Valentine’s present ever.

  4. Shane Says:

    I know she can’t drink it, but you have got to get a picture of Heidi doing that with a beer before she has the baby. As long as none of your visitors work for child protective services or have a discernable conscience of any kind. Oh, and good luck.

  5. D.J. Says:

    What a beautiful post! :-D

  6. Charone Says:

    That’s sweet. I wish my dad was like that.

  7. Brad Says:

    Y’know.. I try to read the post that everyone says is so cute, but I can’t. I keep getting distracted by the picture.

    Awesome.

    How many more beers do I need to drink before I can do that with a big coffee mug?

  8. subtitle Says:

    I noticed there are two cups of coffee (assumed) in the picture. Is it one for her and one for the baby? If it is, Ed, you are a genius. Starbucks should be proud. You should receive unlimited supply of coffee from them.

  9. eglis Says:

    I am so happy for you guys. you are definitely one of my favorite romamtic couples ever. I wish you the best luck stinky