When they said that in Wayne’s World, all us Delawarians began to applaud. Then we realized they were making fun of us. It set in. We’re the Chihuahua of states; See, even Rhode Island has a few things to be proud of like an Ivy League school, all their New England buddies… all we got is Pumpkin Chunkin (see previous posts). We couldn’t take it.
“Forget you, Wayne!”
“Yeah, we don’t need you- stupid SNL-skit-come-lately.”
“Yip yip yip yip yip.”
It wasn’t pretty. We were the first state ratified by the constitution, you know. FIRST. Yet people still think we’re part of Maryland. It’s funny living in the Desert now, too. People are always saying, “You live in New Hampshire, right?” Sure.
Well, enjoy your Thanksgiving no matter what state you live in folks. We’re having a great time in the big 302 with the fam.
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mrjerz added these pithy words on Nov 26 03 at 4:25 pmWell, you weren’t ratified by the constitution, but you were the first TO/b> ratify said Constitution. And how can you be so made fun of when you have a NASCAR race there? Wait, that doesn’t help the entire South either. I once wrote a paper on Delaware, like in 5th grade or something, and without that first state thing, I wouldn’t have had much to write about. Or anything.
