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ONE FOR THE APPLE FREAKS

What do you call a music player where you can’t find your music or even see what’s playing?

Broken?

Not if you’re Apple.

Not only did they come out with the Ipod Shuffle today, but I got my hands on their next big thing- the iCrap. (click for bigger pic.)

By Ed Adkins on January 11th, 2005 at 4:53 pm

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10 Responses to “ONE FOR THE APPLE FREAKS”

  1. Becky Says:

    January 11th, 2005 at 5:41 pm

    Perhaps their other tagline could be “iCrap, therefore I am”?

  2. wifey Says:

    January 11th, 2005 at 6:59 pm

    wow, that is so sick! we’re definitely getting one! :)

  3. Guy Says:

    January 11th, 2005 at 11:52 pm

    Gimme gimme gimme!
    (BTW: that’s a nice picture of a turd you got there)

  4. Shane Says:

    January 12th, 2005 at 9:59 am

    I can’t really afford an ipod shuffle right now, so instead I just ran over my old ipod with a wheelbarrow full of pennies until the display screen stopped working. I was going to run it over with my car, but I can’t get that fixed until I save enough money to buy an ipod shuffle.

  5. Swt GA HunnyB Says:

    January 12th, 2005 at 10:16 am

    I can honestly say I have not really felt the allure of the iPod. Of course technically speaking I’m pretty retarded and in the stone age. LOL

  6. Arethusa Says:

    January 13th, 2005 at 1:40 am

    Well my iPod is coming pretty handy with my language classes so it is conveniently turning into more than just my cool mp3 player.

    However that Shuffle thingy….eh.

    Why did that turd pic have to be so realistic? :(

  7. Grease Monkey Says:

    January 13th, 2005 at 8:37 am

    Does the iCrap come with different colors? How about a “larger” memory size? My preference is a kind of mustard yellow. Mmmmm….definately a turn on.

  8. mrjerz Says:

    January 13th, 2005 at 12:47 pm

    So, let’s get this straight. Ed desires an iPod more than many things. Similar to the mean kid who desires the hot girl in school, Ed makes fun of said iPod, gets a few laughs, and slinks back into self-loathing in the corner, secretly fantasizing about the iPod.

  9. ed adkins Says:

    January 13th, 2005 at 1:16 pm

    jerz outed me.

    that’s exactly what’s going on here.

    Just don’t tell the shuffle in front of everybody or I’ll run out all embarassed and cry all my mascara off.

  10. smart brother Says:

    January 15th, 2005 at 11:48 am

    Some Ed Atkins Guy disses the iPod Shuffle

    from ed atkins blog:

    What do you call a music player where you can’t find your music or even see what’s playing?

    Broken?

    Not if you’re Apple.

    touche’!

    although i did think the same thing at first–to its credit, you *do* have the a…