Earlier today, these pictures flooded bulletin boards and celebrity websites, proving that Froggie the Frog did indeed father a child the night of his death. Regular readers of E&H.com are already far too familiar with the Froggie Saga.

See Froggie’s Love Child.

The frog’s family reportedly received a note earlier claiming that Froggie was the father of the child, and that the mother would grant visitation rights. The family claims that when they dismissed the notes as blackmail, the photos hit the web as retaliation.

“I figured it was an attempt at black mail- and I was right,” Said Mr. Squiggles, the late frog’s father. “That dirty pig squealed the moment we said she wouldn’t see a cent.”

Since the photos have been released, the family has decided to post both of the notes they received from the alleged blackmailer. Both notes can be seen in the extended entry below.

NOTE 1:

To Whom It May Concern -

I’m not quite sure how to put this, but I believe I am carrying Froggy’s love children. We met at the Viper Room the night in question, and ended up back at his pad. Things happened, and I guess we were so into it, we forgot about protection.

I woke up the next morning, and when I realized it wasn’t Kermit, I just left. I wish I could have said goodbye. If these tadpoles are his, I’ll raise them well. If you’d like visitation, please let me know.

-Miss Piggy.

Frog Family -

I’ll go public with this photo unless I recieve the following:
* Three Cobs of Jamacian Corn
* Penicillin - Don’t ask.
* A stay at the Methadone clinic of my choice.
* The assassination of Jimmy Dean
* The assassination of Bob Evans.
* Three dollars and forty two cents.

I’ll be awaiting your decision.

-El Pig-o.

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