I went back to work today.
For about an hour and a half.
That’s when the mutations started. I quickly developed a rash over most of my body. Seriously, the guy who invented the andromeda strain must live next door to my house.
I now have red dots everywhere and everything above my ankles feels a mixture of itchy and pins & needles. Really bad case too.
Whoever bought the tall goofy voodoo doll with the goatee please stop burning it. Enough already.
If you’re still assembling your submission for the death pool, I might be a safe pick.
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COMMENTS / 7 COMMENTS
Arethusa added these pithy words on May 26 05 at 5:29 pmJesus, dude, don’t pass it on to the kid!
I do wish I had something to say that would either make you feel better or heal you entirely. Whatever it is I hope that it’s curable and doesn’t cost much to get rid of.
Mango added these pithy words on May 26 05 at 5:45 pmWhat happens in Thailand is supposed to STAY in Thailand.
Dr. Trevis added these pithy words on May 26 05 at 10:27 pmDude this is awesome! Next is the frogs right? You aren’t currently enslaving a race of people somewhere are you? Hey at least this hideous rash should keep your mind off the pain in your colon… so that’s something…
brando added these pithy words on May 27 05 at 3:41 pmoh, i see the problem. you are allergic to work. fake a back injury, my friend and live off of disability. lucky! when life hands you lemons, make lemon drops.
:: jozjozjoz :: added these pithy words on May 27 05 at 11:55 pmI’m sorry you’re having such a horrible time.
But stay the hell away from me until it clears up, ok?
Natalie added these pithy words on May 28 05 at 9:01 pmDude, what rock have I been hiding under?
I hope you’re feeling better–I sent the voodoo doll to the Bahamas in Paris Hilton’s carry-on.
The Zero Boss added these pithy words on May 31 05 at 8:23 amDamn, son, talk about not being able to catch a break. Who did you piss off in your previous incarnation, anyway?
