Comments on: Plague Update 2005

By: The Zero Boss

The Zero Boss — Tue, 31 May 2005 13:23:07 +0000

Damn, son, talk about not being able to catch a break. Who did you piss off in your previous incarnation, anyway?

By: Natalie

Natalie — Sun, 29 May 2005 02:01:51 +0000

Dude, what rock have I been hiding under?

I hope you’re feeling better–I sent the voodoo doll to the Bahamas in Paris Hilton’s carry-on.

By: :: jozjozjoz ::

:: jozjozjoz :: — Sat, 28 May 2005 04:55:26 +0000

I’m sorry you’re having such a horrible time.

But stay the hell away from me until it clears up, ok?

By: brando

brando — Fri, 27 May 2005 20:41:35 +0000

oh, i see the problem. you are allergic to work. fake a back injury, my friend and live off of disability. lucky! when life hands you lemons, make lemon drops.

By: Dr. Trevis

Dr. Trevis — Fri, 27 May 2005 03:27:01 +0000

Dude this is awesome! Next is the frogs right? You aren’t currently enslaving a race of people somewhere are you? Hey at least this hideous rash should keep your mind off the pain in your colon… so that’s something…

By: Mango

Mango — Thu, 26 May 2005 22:45:52 +0000

What happens in Thailand is supposed to STAY in Thailand.

By: Arethusa

Arethusa — Thu, 26 May 2005 22:29:31 +0000

Jesus, dude, don’t pass it on to the kid!

I do wish I had something to say that would either make you feel better or heal you entirely. Whatever it is I hope that it’s curable and doesn’t cost much to get rid of.