So, How Do You Take Your Booze? Pt. 2
New developments in the Sherry Enema case (previous mention: liquor in the front), and believe me you don’t want to miss’em.
God bless Tammy Jean Warner, the wife suspected of administering the lethal poop-chute coctail- for out of her mouth has come one of the most amazing quotes of the year:
“That’s the way he went out and I’m sure that’s the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas,”
Not to worry tho, she keeps going.
“It all started back when he was a child,” Mrs. Warner explained. “His mother used to give him enemas all the time, and he started to depend on them.”“He did coffee enemas, he did Castile soap, Ivory soap,” she said. “He had enema recipes.”
Recipes. Nice. If she doesn’t become a celebrity after this, then there is no justice in the world. At the very least we need to see her on the daily show.
February 11th, 2005 at 6:27 pm
Call me old-fashioned… but I still take my booze the rockstar way — injecting it into my veins via an IV.
(Please tell me some1 else gets this reference… hint - VH1’s Behind the Music)